"I hear you like mudkips."

"Hey Ray! We saw your penis on stage!"

"It was the penis that Bart Boy was talking about at Anime Expo."

"I bet half of you guys don't know what El Hazard is!"

"Bed wetter Momo." - said Tom to Vic

"Hey! I'm on your Most Wanted List!" - Chris Tang

"Hitsugaya's epic dance?"

"DoA? DoD? Does that stand for Den of Autobots and Den of Decepticons?"

"I brought my pocket pussy." - Tom, in ref to his Mew.

"I want Bidof's teeth!" - Astro

"OMG! Nando?! Is that you?!" - Vic

"What style are your panties? I know - cute!"

"What kind of panties do you want? Nevermind, they're going to be ripped off anyway."

"You should bid on the Aizen and take his costume."

"So, which hot bishies are you going to bid on tonight, Vic?"
"Shut up, Nando."

"It's like a strip club out here." - Katie

"I've been this way for the past 24 hours." - Andy, in ref to cross dressing

"Yeah, I magically teleported on stage." - Nando

"Stop! In the name of love." - Vic, Astro, and Tog

"You're from New York?!" - said Lionel to Vic

"And Tom needs to cosplay as Hitsugaya." - Albert (EBK)

"Stop groping me."
"But I groped you in a good way!"
"Shut up, Al."

"Vic and Shana were my highest bidders."
"WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!"

"Kenny tried to talk me into the bishie auction." - Tom

"Hey Tom, I dare you to enter the auction next year dressed as Borat with Jarod as Azmat..."
"Make me the costume..."

"Are you a bishie?" - said Yaoi Con staff to Tom

"What's a bishie?" - Tom

"Ho-hah!" - Tom

"If we say Shia LaBeouf's name three times, something cool might happen." -Vic

"Did you see the Brawl x Starscream yaoi?"
"WHAT?!!!!"

"Who?"
"My wife Eleanor."
"Who?"
"My wife Eleanor."


"Stand still for a sec..."
*whack*
"Did you get the bug?"
"What bug?"

"Tom brought his het smut."

"Donald Trump is the centerfold?!"

"You do realize I bought Transformers stuff at Yaoi Con..." - Not Tom

"Tom, why does this version of Optimus Prime look like you. OMG! It does!" - Vic

"But I don't want to be Optimus Prime...he's so goody two shoes...so predictable..." - Tom

"Can I be Megatron?" - Tom with hearts in his eyes

"Hey Tom, I dare you to enter the bishie auction next year as that Sector Seven guy. I'll make the Sector Seven underwear!"

"Look who I brought!"
"Who the hell is it?"
"Starts with a M, ends with a Tron."
"You brought a Dolshe Berman?!"

"I slept with Soundwave last night..."
"You have a Dolshe Saint too?!"

"I was surrounded by dollfies this whole con!"

"Cosplay as Aizen, that's an order from your lieutenant." 

"You missed the cum shot."

"Look Tom! Astro has a Bumblebee!"

"Astro, get your Magical Michael to transform into a yellow camero."
"Working on it, Vic!"

"OMG?! You're really Jewish?!"

"Are you circumcised?"

"We can call you FiFi?!"
"You can call me Stan."
"Nah, I'll call you Fuu Fuu."

"They're raping us, they're raping us!"

"Did she say Grimmjaw or Grimmlock?"
"Grimmlock."

"You're cute!" *CHOMP*

"Berman...." *sigh* - see title image

"They sell a Megatron Berman here?!" - Tom

"Astro will take us to the Megatron Berman." - Vic

"I want that Megatron Berman! So, so hot!" - Astro

"He looks like Beyonce." - in ref to a certain maid

"I found Whore Hay."

"But I wanted to see Bruce Springsteen." 

"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit."
"OBJECTION !"

"It's a bird, it's a plane, it's OJ Simpson!"

"Not enough Dean Martin."
"Vic, that was Frank Sinatra and or Tony Bennett."

"We need more 'Keep it Gay' skits."

"Hi Aizen, why are you stuck up there?"

"This is not the chocolates!"

"Imagination...imagination...imagination..."

"Are you enjoying Bakit Con?"

"Please don't talk in Tagalog. It's scary when you do."

"I'm loosing brain cells!"

"I have entered the danger zone." - Albert, in ref to the dollfie tea party

"But she's a girl AND she's underage!"

"Why did you buy drinks from the hotel? They're expensive! Go to room parties.'

"If it's meant to be, our paths will cross again."

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