"I use the best, I use the rest!"

"Stand here. Smile. Ok, your interview's over."

"Have you seen my cousin at GDC? Dark hair, Asian, glasses, and slightly heavy."
"That pretty much describes everyone at GDC."
"More details... he's got two eyes, two ears, one nose, and one mouth. Repeat, he has ONE MOUTH."

"This is all courtesy of my tax refund."
"And this is courtesy of my severance pay."

"Friday is Fan Boy Day. Saturday is Booth Babe Day."

"Where's Vic?"

"Vic usually tells me where we're going, where we're staying, and how we get there."

"Fuckin' ghost bubbles in my fuckin' pictures. What the fuck's up with this fuckin' camera?"

"Blame Craig."

"Who started this 'Blame Craig' thing?"
"Craig."

"Who messed up the lighting?"
"Craig."

"Craig killed Kenny. You bastard!"

"Nothing more annoying than an unfinished costume."

"If you could do it again, would you go on that harness?"
"Yes."

"COBRA!"

"How much?"
"Five."
"Holy crap, what a bargain." (Whips out $5)
"I meant $500."
"Holy crap."

"These boots were made for walkin.' But not for two days of walkin.'"

"Spider Kid, Spider Kid
Does whatever a Spider Kid does.
Three feet tall, a football.
Look out, Tom's gonna punt the Spider Kid."

"With this much promotion, this game better not suck."

"I heard that you were working on 2012. Is that true?"
"Yes."
"What can you tell us about this film?"
"Nothing."

"Holy crap, I want to see this movie now."

"If you can't star in other people's movies, write your own and star in that."

"His penis is great."

"Has anyone ever told you that you look like a young Tom Cruise?"

(Attempted Gangsta to English translation): "Yo, so do you guys think that this WonderCon is better than that WonderCon in San Diego because the Bay Area kicks the ASS out of crappy So-Cal!?!"
"Huh?"
"Is he trying to insult Comic-Con, the largest sci-fi, comic, pop culture con?"
"Um ...Never mind. (Gangsta retreat)"

"Bullets shouldn't curve!"

"That's cheating!"

"(Indecipherable rambling in an English accent)"
"Damn, this guy takes so long to say nothing."

"It all makes sense now. Wanted is the same as that Melancholy of Haruhi crap."

"I hate this movie even more now."

"Terence 'Kneel before Zod!' Stamp."

"Alan 'I got my damned Oscar' Arkin."

"Mr. Carell, may I have a picture with you?"
"Oh, sure. Why not?"
(Hundreds of con attendees booing)
"On second thought, NO! I'm not going to stop this panel for your selfish wants!"

"Unfortunately, 'Lost' has the rights to the 90 second trailer of Iron Man. But would you like to see the exclusive two and a half minute trailer I have for WonderCon instead?

"What could have told you that I was a comic book geek?"

"I am a swag whore."

"LEGOS rock."

"Hey! I'm just leaving!"
"Hey! I just got here!"

"Daddy, buy me this!"
"I know I've heard that somewhere before."

"She's not here, I can shoot stuff like this."

"I figured that you'd have anime soundtracks in your MP3 player."

"I've never seen you like this."
"I'm drunk."

"You rarely see me like this."
"You mean sober?"

"I can smell color now."

"This is the most mediocre food I've ever had."

"I haven't seen idiots like these since the last anime con."

"He wrote 'IP Freely' on my sign?"
"I didn't do it. I just gave him the pen."

"BRAAAAIN...Age."

"I've been talking to you for half an hour and I still have no idea who you are."

"Remember Yaoi-Con?"

"With these two guys, every con is Yaoi-Con!"

"Finally, there's a legitimate use for Pocky!"

"Many rumors are true. And many rumors are false."

"I have 'B+' blood. My parents said that if I studied harder, I could have had 'A' blood."

"It's about an hour and a half wait to give blood."
"That's... good, right? That means you have a lot of people donating."

"Gear for Yo-Joe and target practice for Scarlett."

"FREE POSTERS! FREE NOTEPADS! FREE CONDOMS!!!"
"These are sci-fi geeks. What do they need condoms for?"

"Is this COOCHIE shirt me?"
"No!"

"This Chevy's is slow even for Chevy's."

"I get the feeling that this restaurant knows that we're from a con."

"That stand... If the waiter doesn't move it, I'm probably going to shoot it."

"Where the hell is our food?"

"The service is slow, even for a Chevy's."

"Where the hell are our drinks?"

"All I can do while waiting for my change is stare at this ridiculously short skirt and the ass it's trying to hide... Yes, I'm talking about you."