"Take it off, Tom!" - Astro

"Found your stapler!"

"Wake me up when they stop talking." - Tom watching Death Proof

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" - Watching the Thanksgiving trailer during Grindhouse

"Chris looks like John Cusack." - Vic

"Shoes."

"Let's get some shoes."

"Those shoes are mine, betch." - Diana

"Where's my shoe?" - Chris

"It was nice meeting you!" - Vic
"Meeting me?" - Chris
"Um...I finally got to know you better?" - Vic

"Is that a Columbia or a Magenta? "
"You get your drugs from Columbia, Mike."

"So, Bart Boy was in San Francisco with a transvestite - with his pants down."
"Who's Eddie Murphy in this?"

"You know, I'm not gonna let that story go."

"Where's Bart Boy?"
"Disneyland."

"Where's Bart Boy?"
"In the bathroom acting like George Michael."

"We'll explain George Michael when you're older."

"Brain-dead, scum-sucking, limp-wristed, donkey raping vegetarian." (Or something similar to what Tom heard during an insult contest)

"*Claudine singing 'Careless Whisper'*"

"He's like cosplaying as George Michael in that cop music video he did."

"Wham...make it big."
"Make WHAT big?"

"What goes on at Yaoi Con, stays at Yaoi Con."

"So, I was part of the virgin sacrifice. Where were you?"
"Kicking Mr. T's and Hulk Hogan's ass."

"Rocky Horror gathering."
"Stallone?"

"But it ain't got no Talia Shire."

"We are international businessmen on an international business meeting."

"Mom?!" - Vic thinking Cassie was her mom

"Presenting...Jailbait!"

"[Sailor Moon is] the reason why 50% of you are into anime."
"Actually, Pokemon did it for me."
"You probably should keep that a secret."

"It's as addicting as gambling at the slot machines." - Regarding the $10 grab bags

"Oh, yeah, the first rule of slot machine gambling: To make a small fortune, you need to be willing to spend a big fortune."

"Francesca Dani gathering!"

"Do your best Francesca Dani!"

"Needs more photoshop."

"What can we expect on your con report?"
"Beyonce, Jennifer Hudson, Eddie Murphy, Jamie Foxx.."

"And I am telling you, I'm not...I forgot the rest of this song."

"You can always cyber with Rey Rey at Fanime."

"Better Rey Rey than Gainax Boy."

"Village of the Damned tea party..."

"I call him Snapey Boy."

"It's like they turn Harry Potter into a girl and Malfoy into a pansy."

"Would you like a peep that hasn't been violated?"

"Are you like this all the time?"

"Chris, you're on my skirt."
"I'm so on you."

"It's a full moon, you know what that means?"
"Sex?"
"Drugs and Rock and Roll, actually!"

"Brains...brains...brains...brains..."

"The blonde is the stupid ho."

"We're watching Da Ho Club."

"This Fanime, Bart Boy is gonna run."

"Shigure Aso? You mean Shigure the Dog?"

"My brother wants Tom to cosplay as this guy?"
"Hitsugaya?"
"Yeah, I know it's a guy."

"Tom, Andrew wants you to cosplay as this guy."
"Who?"
"Exactly."

"Andrew wants me to cosplay as the boobie person - Tiffany."

"Anime Los Angeles 2008 will have Running of the Jew."
"All that turn out to run down Gainax Boy?"
"Shoot him already."

"In Kazakstan, the best game to play on the Wii is Smashing of the Jew."

"Easter celebrates the Jews killing Jesus?"
"That's Good Friday - today."
"It's Christian season."

"The whole time, I was staring at the back of your head."

"This fall, Traveling Valentine will run a reality show - Who wants to be our Maid of Honor? Bart Boy? Andy? PikminLink?"

"A lot of people know you two."

"Susan Lucci mode ON!"

"My brother has pictures of you on his wall. Want his phone number?"

"That wasn't bishie auction, that was the bingo."
"SAME THING!"

"A father does THAT to her daughter?"

"At least I HOPE they're father and daughter."

"I had to use my mouth and tongue, but they enforced the three second rule."

"I FUCKING HATE MOULIN ROUGE!" - Tom pointing a gun

"Of course, this con is run by the crab people."
"Those same pricks that brought in the Latin Explosion?"

"Romantic explosion."

"I can see your full moon, Bart Boy."

"I got this jacket at Neiman Marcus, this skirt is Verscae, and this blouse is by some Italian guy from Italy."

"Tom's costume is made by Armani."

"Hey! You're in a second costume!"
"I WEAR THIS EVERYDAY!"

"That's probably the most sassy costume you've ever worn. "
"It's not a costume, but I'm wearing a cocktail dress later tonight."

"Check out her boobs. They're like BAM and BAM." - Wendell

"Wake me up when the boobs come back." - Tom

"Wouldn't she have back problems?"

"What are your Fanime predictions?"

"Naruto cosplayers versus One Piece cosplayers. That will cancel each other out."

"Narutards are everywhere, even at Anime Oasis."

"Ane those are the twins that like to have sex with each other."

"Hey! That's the girl who tried to steal Tom from me!"

"There's the girl that Tom likes to punt!"

"Where's my $64,000?"

"Here's getting a sex change in Taiwan."

"All I need is a mole and photoshop. I'm set."

"Gainax Boy is creepy. He can't wait until I'm 18."
"What else is new?"
"I have a horse."
"I have a new jacket."
"...from two years ago."

"It's like that Nelly Furtado song about birds."
"And bees?"

"Let's ask Chris to do us a favor."

"Anatomically correct Peeps."

"Let's all stare at Diana's chest."

"I'm surrounded by Mike's."

"Andy can be on our reality show, 'Maids of Honor,' where we choose our maid of honor. He'll be like one of the only Asians on TV."

"It's a double edged sword."

"I can give you my brother's number and myspace. He'll be at Anime Expo!"

"That's it. I'm cosplaying as Madonna."
"With cones?!"

"I'd be gay for Dream Theater."

"I don't want to know how you know Ray Nagar's panty size." - Chris

"DON'T ANNOUCE IT TO THE WHOLE WORLD!"

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