"Mr. Glasses, I'll eat your soul with a spoon!"

"Her boobs are nice and squishy."

"What's the procedure? What's the procedure?"

"Caw! Caw! Caw!"

"What does warm mean?"

"Check the handle!"

"*Vic and Deb singing "Stayin' Alive"*"

"It's like three days on acid."

"I could tell you what EVE reminds me of, but not right now." - while watching Wall-E

"You might find yourself caught in traffic. You might find yourself stopped on the 405 North. You might find yourself holding a box of Girl Scout cookies. You might find yourself taking a nap in a Jetta."

"You might find yourself shutting up."

"You've made my day much more entertaining by several points."

"Why is there a cat on her head?"

"For whatever reason, seeing Scarlet with a gun is not so creepy."

"$249 down? *emo tear*" - Deb

"I saw the first three episodes of Night Shift Nurses. I was curious!" - Deb

"Green room. 6PM. Affirmative."

"Did you just teleport your mind to San Francisco? I just teleported my mind to the gas station and I saw Funions. I hate Funions."

"Vic...cosplay as the prostitute! You already cosplay as Karen Kasumi!"

"I'm gonna make Thinny live in my closet. He can live off peanut butter." - Carolyn

"And here's the story of the bill." - Victoria

"You'll pay for this." - Jared to Cosette and Eponine

"Three Dr. Manhattans make the Blue Man Group."

"Forget the other part of Traveling Valentine!"
"Who? Stan?"

"He never liked dogs."
"Then the dogs will eat him."

"But I want to be in Traveling Valentine. I have journalism experience!" - Carolyn

"Hanging out! Down the street..." - Carolyn

"We can always go to Chippendales!"
"Rescue Rangers! Sometimes, some crimes go slippin' through the cracks."

"There's a storm comin'!"

"Zombie Jared is zombie. We all need to cosplay as zombies."

"Let's do X-Men Evolution cosplay!"
"Fine, I'll be Belle. Deb can be Chip. Jared can be Cogsworth. Stan can be Mrs. Potts."

"Stan needs to cosplay as the gay guy from Sex and the City."

"We're so making Stan a cosplay.com account and uploading cosplay pictures of him so he can get girls!"

"You brought the Lard Lad?"

"My 16 year old wife..."

"We all need to cosplay from Silent Hill Adventure. I'll cosplay as Rihanna. She makes a cameo in Studio 17."

"Stan needs to cosplay as Chris Brown."

"Our stalker is here."
"Traveling Valentine has a stalker?"

"My current AIM status is 'out of exile... click, click, flash."

"You listen to Ciarra?"
"Everybody one two step."

"Meet Rey Rey. 80s and 90s extraordinaire. Mostly early 90s extraordinaire."

"Everyone this is Rey Rey. Everyone meet Rey Rey."

"You know if I move a little bit this way, you'll get more shade." - Jared to Deb

"Deb is the Jihad Squirrel."

"So Deb got promoted from midget to squirrel..."

"Want a cookie?"

"No, I'm having tons of fun sitting in a packed car on my way to the valley."

"I hate the valley so much."

"It is porn capital central."

"I want to take a picture, but I already have a picture of ducks on my photobucket."

"My new hobby is synching hentai to sitcoms."

"I know we've met before, what's your name?"

"I deleted my Friendster, Myspace, and Flickr accounts."

"I don't use any social network."

"Isn't there an episode of Evangelion called Groundhog's Dilemma?"
"It's called Hedgehog's Dilemma."
"We're such Eva nerds."

"Fashionably late, as always."

"Don't worry Vic, just stay in Sleepyland."

"How much alcohal was in Vic's Cherry Cherry Limenade?"

"You're making a list for this event like you do on the forums"
"What? Why?"

"White, black, or pink... yeah I'm forcing you to make a decision."

"Looks like I'm fashionably... early... weird."

"Wait, this is the Van Gogh scene, I need a clip of this."

"I'm going to kill the screenwriter."

"I just figured the folder would be entitled 'Subtle.'"

"This picture is at the h-game angle of 45 degrees."

"Division 3 is full of backstabbers. Division 8 is full of lazy asses. Division 9 is gangsters. Division 5 is kindergarten."

"Gin stabs from the back. Aizen stabs from the front."

"Hi Sleeping Beauty! Hi Snow White!"

"It's Princess Aurora on spring break. We just need a Prince Phillip in a speedo."

"I have Pokemon Diamond. Pokemon Pearl is for little girls."

"I'd ship it!"

"You'd totally ship yourself with the camera." - said Carolyn to Julia

"I'll be 18 in 24 days!"

"Hey Deb! Be my boyfriend!" - Carolyn

"Are you eating Tiffany?"

"No ramune babies here!"

"Finally! A gathering with no references to Youtube!"

"I can see what's happening and they don't have a clue. They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line - our trio's down to two."

"I want to cosplay as Dwight!" - Carolyn

“Where’s the other guy?”
“What other guy?”

“Are you guys in character or are you guys actually dating?”
“He’s just someone I found. We just met today.”

"Princess Aurora - straight outta D-town."

“When you tell someone you love them and they respond, 'I know,' does that make them a jerk?"
“YES!"

“It's small."
“That's what she said."

"You know what's better than Phill Collins? ANYTHING!" - Jared

"I'm so using that as my Facebook status!"

"You forgot to bring the video camera?!"

"What am I cosplaying this time...hey, this guy looks really easy."

"He feeds his victims souls to the cherry blossom trees. That's why cherry blossoms are slightly red."
“That's sounds like something I would do."

"Why do I cosplay as dead characters? Nadeshiko, Karen, Kim..."

"Stop cosplaying as dead characters, Vic!"

"Am I smirking or smiling?"
“Well, I'm smirking!"

"You're smirking again."

"Jared is in the bathroom. It will be another five minutes."
“He's got three minutes, or else we'll send the jihad squirrel."

"Listening to black guys tell stories - how Southern of you!"

"I swear, Randy Newman must have wrote Rent!"

"I'm going to the vastly superior Darthmouth! Where's Dartmouth?"

"I need to see Tommy DeVito in Pokemon."

"I learned so many nautical terms in 'I'm on a Boat,' like 'flippy floppies.'"

"I have free will? I have free will!!"

"Tagalog is the only way that Bleach should be dubbed."

"Jared is a good cat. Deb is a Jihad Squirrel. Stan is a nice puppy."

"You make a good jukebox"

"My hot prostitute is dead!"

"When you get down to it, X/1999 is all about the red team versus the blue team."

"I never want to see a Denny's again." - Stan

"Curly, straight, curly, straight."

"I'll just tell them I'm on my way to The Rocky Horror Picture Show." - Stan

"What did San Fernando do to get such a crappy location named after him?"

"Is San Fernando the patron saint of crappy valleys and porn?"

"I'm hungry so I'm making a microwave burrito, just set the clock for a minute and a half... wait, there's a phone call, I'm going to answer it. Hey Steve, what's up? Yeah I totally want to play Gears with you, but I want to eat my burrito first. Yeah come on over, we'll co-op and kill stuff after I eat my burrrito!" - Jared singing his rendition "Voicemail" from Rent

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