"WE'RE GONNA DIE HARD TONIGHT!"

"Is the midget going to Sakura Con?" - Victoria's mom

“When animals attack, you need fire.”

“Welcome to Seattle, Victoria.”

"While we're in Seattle, can we cosplay from Twilight?"

“Ah Seattle the windy city, the big apple, the city of lights, the city that never sleeps… or something like that.”

“Now it’s time for my favorite Wicked song. Please allow me to introduce myself I’m a witch of wealth and taste…”

“It’s not that wet down there.” -Todd

“Chii has a snuke.”

“Oh this looks like fun, a bench.”

“You can go inside that.”
“I’m totally getting inside that.”

“That’s going on the quotes page.”

“I want to go to Johnny Rockets and abuse myself.”

“Shoe hentai doesn’t count.”

“Hey Carrie how can you like Mr. Big, he’s such a douche.”
“Well he’s rich.” -Jared to himself while watching Sex and the City

“I can feel the blood rushing to my penis.”

“Where’s Stan and Deb?”
“In California.”
“We’re not in California?”
“No, and we aren’t in Kansas either… We’re in the Emerald City.”

“That’s why I keep you around Todd because you can see stuff.”

“Where did my prostitute go?”

“Play ‘Together Forever’, it’s a better song.”

“We have wind and fire, all we need is earth, water, and heart.”

“I think I flashed half of Seattle today.”

“You flash cosplayers and I’ll shoot them.”

“Man, I really want to play rock band.”

“I’m a Leo.”
“What are you talking about?”
“Yes, I would like a cosmopolitan.”

“I want to find a whip.”

“I see you got the Bella Swan in a swimsuit figure.”

“There is no way she would wear something that revealing… unless her sister told her to.”

“Scantly clad ninja or a school girl. Tough choice…”

“Yellow Flash! Fourth Hokage! You in the white!”

“I don’t want your purse smelling like garlic bread.”

“It’s not bubble gum so stop blowing bubbles.”

“Victoria, you shoot it, I can’t fire at the cleavage.”

“Die Starscream!”

“I’m tired of wasting my ammo.”

“I need booze, I really need booze.”
“That’s my line.”
“I’m an editor. Only editors get alcohol.”
“I’m going to smack you.”

“Totoro deserves to be shot and you know it.”
“Shut up.”

“I feel alive again.”

“Jared, we are at an anime convention and people are watching.”
“I don’t care.”

“The first half of the contest was epic suck and the second half was holy fuck.”

“I don’t censor anything on the quotes page.”

“Good, bad… I’m the guy with the gun.”

“I’m drunk… no wait, you’re drunk.”

“We’re cosplaying from Twilight tomorrow.”
“Why?!”

“Tomorrow I get to cosplay from series people have actually heard of.”

“There are a lot of hot red heads here.”

“Hey the guy in the glasses is hot.”

"How's Seattle? is it beautiful up there?"
"There are glitter vampires here..."

“I’m the new guy.”

“It’s two video games: Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy. Stop it, please.”

“I drink your milk shake.”

"Why was I born with curves?"

“I’m calling BS on that video, it’s a remake of a remake!”
“It’s not your category.”
“It doesn’t matter; it’s the principle of the damn thing!”

“Old school anime cosplay to you is video game cosplay for me.”

“Hey, Grunt!”

“Oh my God, she is so freaking hot.”

“I’ve decided! We’ll have a threesome with her.”
“You know she is married.”
“Damn it!”

“I kept looking at her breasts, so I tried to look at her face, but it didn’t work. So I looked down… and there were pictures of her which allowed me to stare without looking like I was looking.”

“You know she cosplayed as Lei Fang.”
“Seriously?”
“Yeah I have pictures too.”
“Can you send me those so I can masturbate to them?”
“What?”
“Nothing.”

“She’s so nice, I almost feel bad about all the dirty things going on in my head when I look at her.”

“Hey, it’s the Jersey Boys.”

“I want to do the Jersey Boys pose with Baccano people.”

“I got a picture of you grabbing her butt.”

“Oh hey Shiki!”

“I wish I remembered what room my panel is in.”

"I lost the game."
"You're gay?"

“Missing a Pokemon gathering due to a migraine, this feels familiar somehow.”

“And here’s a guy trying to propose and she’s saying get lost”

“Zippers make things easier…”

“Your panel is at the same time as the Gay and Lesbian Speed Dating.”
“Sounds good to me, that way the yaoi lesbians wont show up to my panel.”

“Damn it! Again?” -Jared as a second button falls off

“Burn in Golden Hell was my AIM status once, that’s how big a nerd I am… I’ve changed it since.”

“I wanted to know why you didn’t mention Trinity Blood.”
“Because it sucks.”
*applause*

“Four of the titles you’ve mentioned appeared in the ‘anime that scarred me for life’ panel.”

“It has boobs, vaginas and lesbians.”

“My next panel will have a section on horror anime that sucks.”

“I just got a text message telling me to wrap it up.”

“You know me and buttons.”

“I want another Fat Tire.”

“That wasn’t incestuous.”

“Hey look it’s make-out point.”

“I want to cosplay as Ash from Evil Dead.”
“But you already cosplay as Giovanni.”
“Sigh…”

“So cold… Duff Gardens, hoo-rah.”

“Even though he’s been in a sour mood the whole time, I know that when we get back he’ll tell me how much he enjoyed this con. When he does I’m going to put it on the quote page.”

“I don’t think my camera likes your batteries.”

“Now we know what happened to Dallas! He ran away with Chane.”

“Hey can I borrow a knife?’

“Baccano! is the anime the cool kids watch.”

“The Toddler is probably upset.”

“Squeeze”
“Chomp”

“I’m so glad I ditched Ani-zona for Sakura-con.”

“Todd gave me the wrong time on purpose.”

“Wait, there is a Tony Hawk anime?”

“I want to do a music video featuring Keith Burgess to the song 'Big Black Man.'”

“There! Right there!”

“I’m a sexy blue man I don’t need any clothes…”

“You can’t invest in pirate futures.”

“Todd is telling his life story again.”

“She’s too innocent I don’t want to corrupt her.”
“Awww… then how am I going to have a threesome?”

“Speaking of rough I want to talk to you about the quotes page… no wait, I’ll talk to you about business tomorrow.”

"Divergent Taste. Different Memory. Same Love"

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