“Have another!” (Parents’ friend getting us to eat more Vietnamese crepes)

“You still have four more to eat.”

“I think Tom is hiding in the closet with gun in hand.”

“I actually think the robot is like him, personality wise.”

“He wants to get ‘Hard Boiled’ now.”

"So it's a clarinet he's blowing."

"His name is TEQUILA? Who's the villain, Sake?"

“It’s Michael.” "Michael's onscreen!" ~because Tony Leung looks like Tom's brother, Michael

"Hulk?"

"They're going to kill that nice guy Hui?"

“Lupin guy!” ~ in reference to Johnny Wong

"Engrish singing?" “Engrish dialogue?”

“Not the fish, not the fish.”

"Foxy?" "Poor Foxy." “They killed Foxy!”

“Screen Wipe!”

"I think the plot is this way."

"I think the plot ends here."

"Kiriyama with a conscience." ~in referance to Mad Dog

"Man with a baby always lives."

“That’s just wrong.”

"A hospital full of patients, cops, and gun-runners. And they're dead."

“Movie!”
“Laundry!”
“Bathroom.”
“Pause!”
“Quote page!”

"Second movie where Chow Yun Fat survives"

"Bastardized killers"

“This is how you do a HEAD HIT KEYBOARD.”
HEAD
HIT
KEYBOARD

“I can’t decide which version of ‘All I Care About’ is cornier.”

“Because I am your boss, you must strip naked and dance in front of this pink gentleman.”

“Excuse me ladies… oh, you’re a guy.” ~this is what happens when a guy wears a pink suit

“Don’t pose with your sword like that!” ~Tom to Patrick

“It’s that guy from AX.”
“Yes, it’s the smell.”

“Out of sight, out of mind…”
“Yeah, I’ve been out of my mind for the past few months.”

“*Insert argument from an otaku to a Star Wars cosplayer*”

“People recognize me as Lupin and I’m not even cosplaying him today.”

“Look, it’s Tom.”
“No, it’s K_Valentine.”
“Actually, you’re both right.”

“I bought some dog food for my Spike costume.” (Referring to Ein plushie)

“Well, why don’t you feed him mushrooms instead?”

“I wanna try that on my dog.”

“Yukari team!”

"The geese want out"

“Are they staring at you or me?” ~says Tom while in a pink fedora, pink trench coat, and poofy amoebae hair at IHOP.

“So, are you doing this for a play or something?” ~Guy from IHOP

“SWORD!”

“It’s like cotton candy!”
“Well, don’t lick it!”

“Let’s start a panel!”

“Let’s take hot springs pictures!”

“Battle Royale photo op!”

“She’s the only girl in our group.”

“Wow! This gun works!” (Fires away)

“He’s paralyzed and traumatized.”

"Is that really from Victoria Secrets?!"

“Strangers in the night exchanging glances
Wond’ring in the night
What were the chances we’d be sharing love
Before the night was through.
Something in your eyes was so inviting,
Something in you smile was so exciting,
Something in my heart,
Told me I must have you.”

“I have Frank Sinatra stuck in my head.”

"Big O? Big Orgasm." "That brings new meaning to 'Planet O'"

(Dieter Bits)
“And here we have an example of a fashion victim.”

“I see you are bloody from people beating the hell out of you.”
“Part of the job.”

“You must buy this tape! Or have your boyfriend buy it for you.”

“What? Your boyfriend has no money?! What kind of boyfriend is he?!”
“A thieving one.”

(End Dieter Bits)

“I know you guys! You’re veterans!”
“But we’ve only just begun.”

“I have Carpenters songs stuck in my head.” ~while walking outside in the grassy area

“When and how did we become veterans?”

“We should be celebrating Veterans Day then.”

“Rikku looks good in pink.”

“Sacre bleu! Big Fire and… their giant eyeball thingee has destroyed my dear Par-ee.”

“Bad dubbing, bad fashion sense, and bad hair…DIE!”

“You’re still alive?”
“It’s kind of pointless to kill me if I’m immortal.”

“You’re pushing my patience to its Hot Limit.” (YOU CHASE SOLO!)

“We got her dancing to ‘Oops I Did It Again.’ Poor girl.”

“We won?”

“Door!”

“Link, she come to town.”

“Chii! Chii!”

“It goes underwater?!” “Don’t remind me!’ ~The Simpson Train and the bay bridge

“Going into my ‘The Killer’ mood.”

“Yay! Pictures!”

“I like film… I can flip through all the photos like so.”

“People say my dog looks like the monkey from ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ but I don’t see the resemblance.”

“He’s sticking his fingers in all sorts of pies.”

“Drink water, lots of vitamin C, that’s all I have to say.”

“I’m not eechi, I’m just sadistic.”

“Hey! She looks like Kanoe! My god, it is Kanoe…in Wonderland!”

“His favorite pastime?! But he’s like a million years old!”

“I want that, I want that, but definitely not that.”

“They have the neko sandwich picture!”

"It's Lionel!" "I wanna play with the snake!" ~ Referring to the candle that's shaped like a snake (Lionel = Ayame from Fruits Basket)

"Looks like split wine"

“We need to bring the cat.”

“I’m only buying this movie for karaoke reasons.”

“We just might run into Dad here.”

“Honor… the anti-drug.” “Quoi the hell?”

“Why spend good $ on drugs when you can buy Yu-Gi-Oh cards instead?”

“Instead of marijuana, why not have mushrooms? If you’re gonna do drugs, they should at least be nutritious.”

“He’s not using drugs anymore. I shot him.”

“Mike-chan, tell my how you fly.”
“Out of a cannon… a very large cannon.”

“That what does not kill you weakens you enough for me to finish the job.”

“I’ll love you forever.”