"Justin is wearing Express for Men and Jared is wearing Abercrombie and Fitch."
"No, I'm more of a Donald Trump's signature ties kinda of guy."

“We are the cool kids.”

“Did he just say ‘you have the boobs of a porn star’?”

“She asked to hug me and grabbed my boob in the process.”
“Note to self…”

“I will give a shiny quarter to anyone who runs to the Filipino food truck and gets me more lumpia.”

“I am not cosplaying, this is yanki which is fashion. So I can finally hang out with all the gothic lolis because that is fashion too.”

“Not like they will have any Macross books.”

“I was wrong they do have Macross books.”
“But it’s all Frontier.”

“I want to do Jay Walking, but with anime trivia.”

“So what’s up with all the fuzz?”

“I think they heard us.”
“Like I give a shit.”

“It took all my willpower not to tell her to go fuck herself.”

“Hey I know you, you’re that guy.”

“I hate it when people butcher songs I like.”

“I could use a drink.”

“I had less to drink this year than any previous year at PMX.”

“Why aren’t you drunk yet?”
“Because I haven’t had anything to drink.”

“Anakin only seems weak because he is not written properly!”

“Pockey room doesn’t feel right without Thinny.”

“Oh… my… Goddess!”
-Jared finds a Skuld figure

“You use a pad? I have a notebook!”

“Yeah, she’s been orbiting the hotel for awhile, it kind of creeps me out.”

“Isn’t she from that game you wanted me to cosplay from?”
“No she’s from Chrono Trigger, I thought we’d cosplay from Chrono Cross.”

“Slippers, there are so cute!”

“I need to bring back my K costume from high school.”

*Phone rings*
“Where are you, man?”
“In the lobby.”
“Cool, I’ll be there.”
*Two minutes later the phone rings again*
“Dude, where areyou?”
“I’m still in the lobby.”
“Cool, I’m there.”

“Are you going to go as Austria and Hungry?”
“Yeah, she also wants to put my little brother in a dress.”

“You would make a hot Russia.”

“If you cosplayed from Hetalia, you would have many female admirers.”
“Well at least you said that in front of my girlfriend.”

“What are you talking about? She has amazing enchiladas, look.”

“I review porn for a living.”

“Just like those dirty text messages.”
“What text messages?”
“Oh, I thought I told you about that.”

“Yeah, he called me a milf.”
“What? She has a kid.”

“Melty Chocolate sounds like the best Type Moon spinoff ever.”

“It’s like ‘Weekend at Bernies,’ but with the SCA.”

“It looks like Shinji Mikami directed this.”

“So, every Resident Evil game takes off on ‘Muslim Magnum .357.’”

“I’m so rich, bitches!”

“If you thought American He-man was gay you haven’t seen the Filipino version.”

“It’s Dolphy the comedian, not the doll.”

“Praise the Lord, it’s Batman and Robin.”

“We can’t show mermaid boobs.”

“It’s like if Ed Hardy was helping Stan pick out clothes.”

“Filipino gathering!”

“I’m kinda stuck with three hot Filipino women right now.”

“Why doesn’t anyone want to eat Filipino food?”

“Eddie Garcia is the Jack Nicholson of the Philippines.”

“MANNY WINS!”

“Analyzing ‘I Want it That Way’….so, this is a song about male dominance and abuse.”

“I can’t believe ‘I Want it That Way’ is ten years old! I feel so old!”

“I don’t like the brand, but the brand likes me”

“I’m highest bidder!”

“Which Backstreet Boy is gay again?”

“I want to set up a Kamen Rider gathering.”
“Cool, I’ll go as Prince Dex.”

“He gets all pumped up when he drinks milk.”

“Now you see Jared, and now he’s gone.”

“Where’s Jared?”
“Right here.”
“No, where’s your Jared?”
*points to Jarod*

"About half of the PMX staff is watching the fight!"

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