"NEW QUOTE!"

"Take my hand, we're going to the East Coast."

“It looks like Christmas lights…”
-Flying over New York at night

“Welcome to the East Coast Jared.”
“Hmmm….”

“John Lloyd Young dresses like Tommy from Power Rangers.”

“All I know about New York I learned from comic books.”

“I love your quotes page because it’s funny with no context.”

“This is Jared, this is Andrew, this is… I don’t know yet, this is… Carolyn?”

“Let’s visit Deb at work.”

“I swear New York is made of stairs.”

“I keep expecting to run into hobo Jesse.”

“That spaghetti was good they don’t make tomatoes like that anymore.”

“Is this a Ralts?”
“Yep.”
“I’m buying this!”

“I want Andrew to do another Jurassic Park.”

“Awww… I can’t pat your head because you’re wearing a hat.”

“It’s all about Erich Bergen’s brother Bob.”

“Everybody take off your clothes.”
-Weirdo in the streets

“One dolla, one dolla, one dolla!”

“I should call Deb and tell her I wont be coming home tonight.”

“Eri can be very Eri-headed.”

“Did you bring my pen?”

“Where are we? And where are we going?”

“…Gentlemen’s club…”
“You know what that is right?”
“Yeah… Butler told me…”

“No crazy SoCalers here!”

“Hey Sven yeah you, can I take your picture?”
*Sven cosplayer walks away*
“Bastard!”

“What are you trying to block me from?”
“Nothing.”
“All maids and butlers please come to the stage…”

“Look for the 6’5” giant in the Artist Alley.”

“I smell Ramune… let’s head out.”

“Jersey Boys the Sentai, don’t tell Stan.”

“Meow, meow, meow.”

“You can take your AMV contest and shove it up your ass! I’m going to see Chicago!”

“You can take your AMV replay and shove it up your ass! I’m going to see Jersey Boys!”

“Nose!”

“Bink!”

“I have good grammar and a great sense of style because I rebelled against my mother.”

“Live comedy show tickets.”
-Every corner of Times Square

“Are you alright?”
“Yeah, subway doors close on me all the time.”

”Billy Elliott moans a lot.”

“I like the other Erica smell too.”

“Jared’s still naked and writing quotes.”

“I don’t need glasses to see how nice those are.”

“Jared is a funny cat.”

“Are you here for Yume Cosplay show?”

“Crap I forgot to call Deb back!”

“Look Jared, they have Rihanna.”

“Aww… no Kanye West plushie.”

“H-games are all butt sex.”
“No they’re not.”

“Hooray for smut!”

“Where’s my eroge that has a sophisticated New Yorker who drinks cosmopolitans and buys shoes.”

“Julia got the Crescendudes porn.”

“But I like my shoe porn.”

“I want to be a maid.”
-Julia

“I thought this said Bakunyuu Dojo… that would be way better.”

“Don’t worry I’m scraping the bottom of the barrel.”

“All eroge only have butt sex and rape.”

“Old school cosplay rules!”

“I ninja’d a picture of you earlier.”

“Rihanna says, ‘Who gonna run this town tonight?’”

“Why does New York look like Shibuya?”

“We can party it up with Megan Fox.”
“I don’t want to get a disease.”

“Eri makes weird sounds.”

“I had a nightmare… Jersey Boys closed!”

“She’s like a female version of Taskmaster”

“I finally found Spiderman in New York.”

“Yaya is the perfect woman.”

“I have big boobs. What Baby the Star Shine Bright dress should I wear?”

“We’ll just call the people in the background extras in the photoshoot.”

“Do you want to follow the witch or…?”

“Jarrod Spector!”
“You do realize we’re about to see Jersey Boys…”

“Jarrod Spector still spells my name wrong.”

“I’m gonna stare at Jarred Spector.”

“Hi Bob!”

“The Jersey Boys OBC needs to stop having a mid life crisis.”

“Is this gothic loli?”
-Taylor

“Who did you play?”
“I was Frankie.”
*Everyone else laughs*
“Woops, my bad…”

“Frankie Valli has earned the right to go ‘nose’.”

“Look he’s picking his nose.”
-Jared with a Jarrod Spector poster

“Erica, you’re phone almost killed us!”

“Hi Stan, Victoria nearly killed me when she was on the phone with you.”

“Naa-ked…”
“Shut up.”

“If we get off here, we can go to the Museum of Sex.”

“Troublesome Erica is troublesome.”

“Everything Eri knows about The Doors is from her Godfather.”

“We’re gonna sing Mamma Mia!”
“That’s fine as long as they sing Fernando.”
“Nando’s here?”

“He said Grease was the best movie-musical ever.”
“He’s an idiot!”

“Beauty and the Beast is the best movie-musical. If it’s only live action… then it’s Singing in the Rain.”

“To the rainbow room – not the bathroom.”

“This is known as the Imma let you finish hall”

“I’d get this glass if it didn’t say Rock of Ages.”

“Next to Normal – the show about my mom and what will happen to Kent.”

“Do you want to give Alice Ripley a cup?”

“”Hi Alice Ripley! Everyone from LA says hi!”

“Jersey Boys – best sentai ever!”

“Hair – fuckin’ hippies.”

“Your breasts are all nice and cold.”

“Is napping running your hands all over my body?”

"I must be the one out of a hundred cosplayers not into the drama."
–Jared

“You’re a good Eri.”

“We almost got killed by Victoria’s cell phone.”

“Espejos chomp and gamble a lot.”

“Jared look, boy or girl?”

“It’s a guy?!”

“I loves you, Erica.”

“I think I spent more in New York than I did in Vegas…”

“I have a maid sleeping on my bed”

“I miss New York.”

"biggie smalls... biggie smalls... biggie smalls..."

"When the hell did they start sexualizing M&Ms?"

"We have unfinished business in New York."

"Jared look, shiney!"

"Is the Applebee's hooked up to my iPod?"

"It's not Miles Davis, but it'll work..."

"Oh I thought you were one of the statues!"

"I feel like I just took a trip into Jesse's mind."

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