"I'm the biggest pedophile here."

"Vic Mignogna is not homophobic. He hates yaoi fangirls."

"So, I was watching hentai last night and I found something worse than a tentacle monster - Kristy Alley."

"We have a swing?!" - Deb

"I'm bored. Kiss me and lay one on me." - Julia

"Jocelyn A and Jocelyn B."

"If I really wanted to emulate House, I'd call one Fat Twin and Thin Twin."
"Which one of them is the fat twin?"

"You IDIOT!."

"Everybody lies."

"I hurt my leg! I have a note."

"The flames do make it look like I'm going fast."

"People are so dumb."

"Crotch shot!"

"And NERV welcomes their special guest, Dr. Gregory House."

"I have a peversion problem!" - Mikoru cosplayer

"I recommend amputation."

"Vicodin? They're minty."

"Let's rock this karaoke joint!" - Mikoru cosplayer and friends

"Not 'Everything is Coming Up Roses!'"

"It's Sondheim. It's superior to Avenue Q."

"Tits and ass have changed my life!"

"A con that's half great. You choose which half."

"Everyone to the grassy knoll."

"Steampunk John Wilkes Booth is sexy!" - Dakota

"Let's put a smile on that face." - Dakota

"Is that a Boy George cosplayer?"

"Hey Vic! It's you!" - Tom associating Vic with Harley Quinn

"So, if I play Kingdom Hearts 2, they'll summarize the first game in the beginning?" - Johnny Yong Bosch

"When are you guys getting married? I need the dates!" - Mr. K, Consplayers

"Does that mean Li is crossplaying?"

"Shake that junk!"

"Are you one of Chaz's many minions?"

"Chaz is a big bear. We need a fur suit for him so I can ride him while carrying a shotgun."

"I'd rather have them keep using Avenue Q material rather than ruining the good shows."

"Don't see Avenue Q. Save your money. See Spring Awakening."

"I lost the game."

"Vic, don't worry. You won the game."

"Yaoi Con has been renamed to Up the Ass Con."

"The Yaoi Con bishies have been renamed to the Up the Ass Players."

"Remember Chaz, there's nothing wrong with vaginal penetration."

"That rooster better be wearing an Elvis suit."

"I'm a fucking country song. My girlfriend broke down. My car left me. My dog ran away."

"Have you met my friend Stan?"

"David Hayter died, Shinji."

"David Hayter hates you, Shinji."

"I miss John Lloyd Young."

"Administrative skills - minimal. Breast size - formidable."

"You got some nerve ditching masquerade awards for dinner!"

"Evangelion costumes use Vogue patterns."

"This Misato costume is actually a Chanel suit."

"Is this Rickroll? It sounds like it." - random people in the karaoke room as Vic sings "Whenever You Need Somebody."

"Does anyone know the Lucky Star dance?"
"I know Madonna's 'Lucky Star.'"

"Don't you dare touch our tits. Our tits. Our tits. Our tits. Our tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits!"

"I need teach Deb how to bend and snap."

"The bend and snap works for any straight guy."
"Looks like Stan isn't straight."

"Maria Vu rocks!"

"Kamekame--Believe It!"

"Kamekame--nevermind--Shinku...Hadoken!"

"Best of show?! We're all having cosmopolitans!"

"How do you know I wear white underwear?"

"The Lolitas have seceded from the PMX Union. Let's declare Civil War. Either way, it's an excuse to kill off the Lolita problem."

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