"There's a circle jerk in the middle of the convention center."

"Polka Dot Afro Circus sounds like the name of an Angelic Pretty print. I'd buy it."

"Do I tell her that she has nice legs?"

"I collect jobs like I collect pokemon."

"Yeah, Richie told me they weren't married."

"Snorlax is blocking the cave. Trainer used the radio. Radio plays 'Sexy and I Know It' Snorlax kills trainer."

"So that's how you say her name. I thought it was Hi-Me Mariachi." - in regards to Jaime Marchi

"Are you cosplaying as Misato from NANA?"

"Cute Gijinka Marie!"

"I think I made Richie cry."

"I LOVE VANILLA NEKO!"

"We are at the Splash Mountain café."

"We make sure you Bleach your Panty and Stocking!"

"Buy a Fi@t!"

"I'm mad because Dick Tracy is at this panel."

"I'm mad because people don't want Dick Tracy up there."

"I feel like I'm riding on a log right now."

"Why is that guy feeling up a log?"

"Last year's opening act felt like a middle school play."

"Bachelor-ish party? Yes. Masquerade act? No."

"Write for masquerade they said. It will be fun they said."

"Let me guess, they're going to do the Wiggle Dance to Sexy and I Know It?"

"WHO CALLED IT?"

"We invented a new dance. The Flip Off!"

"Gotta Rickroll, gotta Rickroll…"

"They're not married. They're brothers!"

"This pool is SWAG, yo!"

"This pool is made of swag!"

"Someone you don't like was in the Fairmont this morning."

"Let's do the Cupid Shuffle!"

"Chapman! Number three in regionals!"

"Loser. Say what."

"Friday, Friday...gotta get down on Stage Zero."

"I like the Fanime Race Riots, personally."

"We're ditching senior prom for booze and drugs!"

"Awesome! Circle jerks are bigger at Fanime than at AX!"

"Karimloo sounds like a tasty desert treat."

"And now, we have the Dessert Chickens!"

"You and Marc are still on good terms, right?"

"Eri, stop trying to pick fights with Anime FX."

"I am taking notes, 140 characters at a time."

"You're a horny pony."

"I AM UNICORN!"

"Bronies, why did it have to be Bronies?"

"Do you hate ponies too?"

"I'll be the white guy who knows karate."

"(name removed) is a douche."
"I've been saying that for awhile."

"Well, that was a waste of an hour."

"Now, I'm all alone…"

"I'm pretty sure this is the first award I've won for my writing."

"This is the I like hamburgers song."
"Is this an advert?"

"All these people are here to see my panel, well… no pressure."

"Function-F8, I will have to remember that this time."

"Jump… jump…"

"We'd be better off grabbing that speaker of yours and dancing in the hallway."

"I also wanted to say, you have awesome legs, she thinks so too, but she is too embarrassed to say so."

"There goes my career."

"GO TROJANS!"

"Shut up, you suck!"

"No worries, Bruins give me more money."

"Fucking, hack."

"Dot Hack Free Guu."

"Mmmm...free guu...wig."

"Why are we singing porn music at masquerade?"

"I've got to write that down."

"Is it okay for me to be angry that a talentless hack is considered great, while I have a hell of a time getting noticed?"
"Yes."

"Crossfire, you'll get caught in the crossfire!"

"Were you in the room gaming the whole time?"

"I am the warrior."

"So, who was that?"

"I feel like I am on vacation, not at a con."

"I miss the fountains."

"Rizzo had an abortion!"

"And there's my social skills!"

"I messed up my leg… again."

"Look at the grass, you could do a Harvest Moon gathering there."

"We can have a Harvest Moon gathering here. Stan can be the puppy."

"I need to remember to update the codec pack."

"So what we get drunk, so what we smoke weed, we're just having fun, we don't care who sees…"

"I'm not sure if you know who this is, but Lloyd Kaufman founder of Troma films…"
"Actually I have a signed copy of Toxic Avenger, so yeah I know who he is."

"I met this weird guy in the hall, he kept telling me weird trivia facts."

"Look what I found…"
-Holds up a copy of Lupin III vol 14

"Booster Gold, can I take a picture?"

"Aren't you going to complement me on knowing who Booster Gold is?"
"Since, I was a fan of the character I figured you already knew that."

"Great, now I am going to have that song stuck in my head all day."

"There are too many Home-suckers at this con."

"So many Rob Liefeld fangirls!"

"It's ironic that couple swapping and exhibitionists are bad at a ballroom dance, but very much welcome at a gathering of NVTs."

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