It's a quote page you dumbasses ~Victoria being sarcastic
*insert Kazecon rant here* ~Sora and Will
"Being stuck on the 405 would be better than Kaze Con" ~Sora
THAT'S going to be this year's theme for the con report! ~Victoria at 12AM watching Back to the Future with Will and Tom.
Is
everyone shooting Will?
Very ghetto
Oh god she's quoting again
Quoting or coding?
CODE! C-O-D-E you mother fucking hippies.
But she can't type fast enough to get all the quotes.
My big booty knows
I'm a Naruto cosplayer. I'm so trendy. ~Will
Does
that mean he's satanic?
Will: I have a schoolgirl uniform
Victoria: So do I
Sora: So do I
Tom: So do I
You have pot?
I'm hopelessly addicted to pot. I can't stop.
What's pot?
We need Kamui
Weak? I say your chii is weak
You make us feel old.
No we're old skool. Hardcore!
What are the girls talking about?
The usual generic girltalk. And we're doing the generic boytalk.
I'm having costume malfunctions and the con hasn't even started yet.
I'm single. I can buy this.
No matter how hard we all try to avoid drama, it ends up coming to us.
How long does it take for a girl to put on a suit?
A woman does not just wear a suit, she has to FEEL the suit.
What P O T character are you?
Why don't you just say pot?
She won't let me.
Whatever you hear about me is not true.
So where's Bundy?
And who would be Peggy?
Vicky
is blacker than Will ~Sora's reaction when Victoria tried to open the
ramune.
So, you wanna work for me again this year?
Nah. he's got a girlfriend now.
You're a lucky guy.
Fantasista! Grab your crotch like Michael Jackson, but don't molest
children.
Fantasista!
PALM TREE! ~Sora
*insert evil laughter here* ~Adam scarring off fanboys who wanted to hear a Father Anderson laugh
So, he still hasn't been corrupted yet. ~Sora after learning that Adam is an AVA, but not an active member in the forums
It's
Gendou! ~during the Redeath goodness
Banana Flavored? At least it's appropriate
She sucks! ~Tom's comment after a certain foot fetish scene
I want to cosplay as that guy! ~Tom as he's watching Maid of Desire
End it already!
Kill. Destroy. Kill. Destroy. Kill. Destroy.
Urge
to kill rising.
You just came from the hentai room. ~Tom reaffirming Victoria's
memory
Kenny, you are gayer than Will!
Vicky, you have interesting friends.
Card Captor Will goes Skiing
Card Captor Will does America
Card Captor Will does the Rainbow District
Do they really call it the Rainbow District?!
Everyone
be quiet or I'll kick your asses! ~Sora trying to sleep at 3:30 AM
There are some things my black ass will do, but my black ass will
NOT walk around in an airport in a foofy dress. Thank you,
and if you want to go back to Chicago with me,
stay off the crack!
-CCWill in response to Tomoyo-chan's "Cardcaptor Will takes on America"
Tomoyo, be nice to your cousin.
Sakura, watch your mouth.
Whoa! You guys are still up! ~Kenny entering the room at 3AM seeing that all of us were still awake.
Chicago O Hare - it's a like a mall with airplanes!
That amv is teh sexy. ~Victoria commenting on the Grand Theft Bebop amv
The Bears. The Bulls. ~Sora imitating the Super Fans
Do they really talk like that? ~Tom before the con wondering if Sora and Will have heavy Midwestern accents like the Super Fans
EBK. Erotic Burger King.
Would you die for me? That's my sign.
Have fun bonding with your mother in law! ~Sora after realizing that I opted to ride with Ms. Ton-that to get to the con
"Common room open!" "Slytherin." "Ravenclaw." "Who let a Ravenclaw in?!"
I have a clown car ~Tom commenting on the size of his car
I don't like any of the Vash cosplayers. None but one used leather! ~an idiot ranting in the elevator
I'm single, I can look at this stuff.
What?! OKAY! ~Will imitating the "Move Bitch" song
Where are all the cosplayers?! ~a fanboy on Thursday evening
"You look like my friend Victoria." "But I am Victoria!" ~Victoria running into Stephy at the dealer's room. (She had a new haircut)
"It took me five years to meet her!" ~Sora
"Ju On, that sounds like a movie Nathan will like." ~Adam talking about his ex Jewish roomie, Nathan (aka Phallic Madness)
"Two legit to quit." ~Mutton and friend
"Dancing Queen only 23. Feel that beat on the DDR machine!" ~Sora singing about Will
"I'm the oldest one in the room again" ~Tom
"You guys make me feel young." ~Victoria
"They were wrong all along! It should be Homo Con!" ~after Adam taught Sora and Will the true meaning of yaoi
"Why is it green?"
"I love how it's raining in the background." ~The joys of Freudian symbolism in hentai
"Smells like frog. Taste like chicken. I'm lickin'"
"Where's my paycheck?" ~A Hellsing cosplayer asking Victoria (as Integral) for money
"Where's my paycheck?" "I work for the library." ~Same guy asking Victoria on Sunday when she was Yomiko Readman
"It makes more sense now!" ~a fanboy after watching Evangelion Redeath
"Will should get the Best Black Cosplayer award!" ~Sora
"What dare was this, did I miss something?" ~Tom
"Disco Dancing Mecha?!"
"It's just like a power point presentation" ~Mutton commenting on the FuYu amv
"His dad had a tennis fetish."
"Hey Catholic!" ~when addressing Adam
"Where is Kenny anyway?" ~Sora
"Pocky is better than sex." ~Pocky Chick
"It's like a Britney Spears concert! Everything is pre-recorded!"
"Where's the drummer?"
"Hakduken!" ~Sorata in the X MST3K (originally Adam, who played Sorata, in my X parody had that line too)
"Vicky, this is what I have to deal with at school." ~Sora commenting about Will
"I have deal with the cynical Catholic, the horny Jew, the nice Nerd, the crossdressing gay, and the foreign exchange student from Japan." ~Victoria
"Kenny looks like a blow up doll."
"Give me a reason to get up."
"I have no shame!" ~Card Captor Will
"I flew from Chicago to make an ass of myself."
"That Card Captor guy - chick!"
"C'mon...it will be like Grand Theft Auto!" "But in Grand Theft Auto, you shoot the person and THEN steal the car." ~Victoria and Tom. Victoria saw her parent's SUV and tried to crack the code to unlock the door.
"Is anyone going to Fanny May? There's supposed be 60,000 people showing up there." ~Tom's professor
"Raise your hand Victoria!" "I ain't going to no diet con." ~in response to Tom's professor
"Fanime is basically if an ACen sized con going for four days."
"If ACen goes for for days, I'm going to quit staffing."
"It's a Wolfwood Chobit!"
"Spike is with the things he most hates - animals, kids, and women." ~Tom commenting on Victoria's Rabi En Rose costume.
"Big Gendo is watching."
"So...how...are...you...?" ~Adam
"I'm wearing pants!" ~Adam
"Yes, we are Japanese tourists."
"What the Hellsing?"
"Catholic spotted!"
"I got a picture of Alucard sipping on a Starbucks drink." "Well STARBUCKS IS THE DEVIL!" ~Victoria and Adam
"Ladies first." ~Will and a "schoolgirl"
"Do you really want to glomp him? He's a Republican." "But I'm a facist."
"Cosplayers love taking pictures when they're having food." ~Lionel
"I'm not into Yaoi." "WUSS!" ~Adam and the Yaoi Con Booth
"Get your red hot yaoi!"
"I stopped watching it because I was bored." "Bored?" "I meant *busy*!" ~Victoria running on two hours of sleep
"Take a postcard. Sell it in the marketplace for Gold." ~Lanzer
"It was more comfortable being in the schoolgirl skirt than this shirt."
"Dude! Tom should join the Prince Yuki fanclub." "Be he IS Yuki."
"Are you the crazy one?"
"It's a prop, not a weapon."
"You don't want the San Jose PD with guns pointed to you and all you have is a squirt gun."
Adam:
yeah so Paul only had one boyfriend that I knew of, and that was before
sexville.
Sora: really? why did they break up.
Adam: well Paul was at Sonoma and his boyfriend lived in San Fransico,
only an hour difference, but still he didn't like the idea of a "long
distance relationship."
Will: he broke up with him because there was an hour distance between
them?
Sora: That's gay.
"When in doubt, blame the black guy." ~Sora
"Happy Yuki Dandy Con Anniversary" ~Tom
"Why don't you two kiss kiss?" ~Victoria's mom once Tom left after brunch at Denny's
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