“Go forth and conquer!”

“Do you get paid for that?”
“Nope.”

“If Mario is playing sport all the time, then how is he still fat?”
“He eats lots and lots of mushrooms.”

“Let’s go, Star Wars is depressing me.”

“Damn it Todd, get your phone working.”

“He looks like the CtrlAltKill lawyer.”

“Why is everything ‘epic’ now?”

“I get the horrible feeling that it’s going to be another Virtual Boy.”

“Oh thank God I’m wrong!”

“Sonic!!”

“Bitch heeled me!”

“Where the fuck am I?”

“Excuse me do I know you?”
“I’m Angry Joe.”
“Holy crap, you are!”
“And he’s Spoony.”
“Dude!”

“Dude, Final Fight, it’s all about the power ‘stache!”

“I litteraly crashed into Angry Joe.”

“Sorry I got distracted by the slots.”

“KILL ZOMBIES!!”

“What the hell did I just do?”

“The G4 security was eyeing me like I was going to punch Adam Sessler.”

“Classic Tron pose.”

“You even watched my videos?”
“Yeah you got the one about Mega Man.”

“I feel like crap.”
“You smell bad too.”

“Is this Eight Legged Freaks?”

“Wait shouldn’t the boobs stick out further than the sword?”

“I had more fun with a Nintendog than I do with my dog.”

“Your battery is low.”
“I know.”

“Okay, now do the L with your hands.”
“The what?”

“Really… really?! Glee?!”

“Ethan is going to be jealous.”

“It looks like they’re rioting in LA.”
“Well at least Andrew is there.”

“I wonder how many of them know you are my girlfriend.”

“Holy crap, soccer.”

“This brings back memories of high school.”

“How old are you?”
“Older than I look.”

“What? It’s just a bag… I was hoping for something else.”

“I think they’re selling booze at E3.”

“Let’s take a group photo and get out of here.”

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