“It’s too damn hot to wear a trench coat.”
“When I think of the end of the world, I think Filter.”
“Give the waitress your card or I will give it to her for you.”
“Tomorrow I will be whipping out my Dick (Tracey).”
“I like walking around dressed like a dick.”
“I think that’s the quota for dick jokes.”
“You make me regret not cosplaying.”
“You need to wear a Superman shit under your collared shit.”
“I’m all out of bubble gum, but she’s not out of hooters!”
“Thank you for being one of my childhood heroes.”
“Thank you for having good taste.”
“Of course they have a TARDIS! I knew I should have worn Jack.”
“I can never find what I’m looking for.”
“Oh, you are one of the Stripperella girls.”
“I’ve met Warren , you’re bringing back some really good memories for me.”
“The writers of The Simpsons are known as the Harvard Mafia, which they resent since the Mafia has a code of honor.”
“Tara Strong is a Skrull.”
“Writing jobs are handed out to the last man standing.”
“And I also make children cry.”
“Damn, I am good looking.”
“Dick Tracey!!”
“So where’s the watch?”
“Stupid zombies ruin everything.”
“I get distracted by shiny objects.”
“Just because I’m a regional manager doesn’t mean I don’t forget things.”
“Okay, let’s go over there and hope the blood returns to my brain.”
“We’ll find you a visor and some suspenders and you can go as Numbers at the next convention.”
“Note to self kiss the ass of Michael Bay .”
“I’m pretty sure Stan’s planning on breaking in tonight to take all of these.”
“The Internet makes men out of cowards.”
“Scarlet Rhapsody snack time!”
“Don’t forget to write that down.”
“He’s from Secret Stage games, you may have heard of it, but it is mostly a secret.”
“Suddenly we seem poor. They have real food and we are just eating shards of jerky.”
“I knew they would patch the hell out of that game.”
“I just like the fact that I get to ogle Emma Frost, Ms Marvel, Black Canary, and other blonde super heroes.”
“I have a weakness for blondes.”
“Thank God you’re here!”
“How did you enjoy your first con as press?”
“Ugh, you can go to hell.”
“He has a suitcase full of cards. It’s like he’s an anime character.”
“If I am going to get the high score on every machine here I’m going to need a 2-liter of Pepsi, a couple hot dogs and-“
“Your all Rush mix tape.”
“Alright, it’s Saturday night, I have no date, a 2-Liter bottle of Shasta and my all Rush mix tape. Let’s Rock!”
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