"Let's do this thing!" - Vic

"These JetBlue seats remind me of those hover chairs from WALL-E."

"Wanted is just like that crappy Haruhi anime. One person has the power to reshape the world with illogical abilities."

"Whatever happened to Scott McNeil?"

"Great flight. Watched South Park all the way."

"Once I learned that AX was at the LACC, I said to hell with it." -Tom's coworker

"I'll let you all know if I get mugged or shot when I get back." -Tom to coworkers

"There were no muggings or rapes... I was too tired to do either." -Tom

"I'm sorry, but I don't think you're going to make this flight."
(Notices cane)
"We'll help you make this flight."

"She talks too much and drives me nuts and you can quote me. The name is Stan." -Tom practicing something he learned from House MD

"Diagnosis, people!"

"Excellent diagnosis. You don't have to do my clinic hours."

"I'm House. Vic's Cuddy. Deb's Thirteen. Stan's Wilson by default since he's the nearest male so-Cal friend I have here. And whoever Stan dates will be Cutthroat Bitch."

"I'll sock you!" - Stan

"We do not use four letter words here!" - said Vic's Mom to Stan

"I guess 'sock' is now the new four letter word." - Stan

"Get the sock out of here."

"Why is the cat swimming in the bath tub?" - Vic's Mom

"Vic M needs to go!" - Carolyn

"The people giving directions here can't tell their asses from their elbows. Now let's stop sitting on our elbows and get out of here." -Tom

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TOM!?!"
"Driving."

"Hotel Figueroa makes the AVI (AniMagic hotel) look like a paradise." - Angela

"Guys don't make passes at girls with glasses...unless you're Gainax Boy." - Ebie

"Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nihao Nyan!" - Tom singing the "Nyan Nyan" song throughout the con

"Holy crap, this song's in my brain. Now help me get it out before I go insane."
"Now you know the song's stuck in my head. It'll only leave as soon as I am dead."
(Tom's alternate versions of that "Nyan Nyan" song)

"I like this asshole."

"Superheroes are only as good as their supervillains."

"Unbreakable did this better."

"Missed it by that much."

"OMG! Time paradox!" - anytime we ran into cosplayers dressed up as the same character

"Holy crap, it's Optimus Prime."

"Look Vic, it's Not Optimus!"

"We take the high road."

"The Camaro 2009 is a sexy bitch." - Stan

"Stan's car only gets 8 miles per gallon."

"I gotta use the sink!" - Tom

"The man is not properly socialized." - Stan in ref. of Tom

"Try to remember the times that were good." - Vic in an Italian restaurant

"I remember the good times with you guys... mainly when you weren't around."

"Why does Deb get to be the blonde?!" - Carolyn

"I'm gonna cosplay as Squall. Squall means 'storm.' There's a storm comin'!" - Carolyn

"Shut up, Joey." - Tom to Deb

"fgvsadvh dfhsidfsadfds." -Tom talking in his sleep. Roughly translates to a dissertation disproving the existence of God.

"Wrong girl, Tom."

"I give up. I'm just staring at the boobs now."

"I remember boobs better than names."

"I'm okay at determining bra size through hands-off observation. But I'm more accurate when it's hands-on." -Tom' talent

"This year's AX is 'Batman Begins' compared to last year's AX of 'Batman and Robin.'"

"This con needs an enema!"

"I'm turning into Johnny here." Tom during his food poisoning state.

"What camera am I supposed to look at?" - Tom as Brock (blinded eyes)

"Sorry, I blinked." -Tom as Brock

"Geodude! I choose you!" - Tom as Brock, grabbing a wild rock he found.

"We should package these rocks up and sell them as pets." -Tom, conveniently having no memory of the Pet Rock fad.

"Primary objective met." -Tom locating his desired item to purchase.

"Have you met our Marc?"

"It looks like Rush Hour here. I can see Chris Rock up there." - Stan

"WBNA is for lesbians and guys who jerk off." - Stan

"They don't like being called lesbians. They're 'women in comfortable shoes.'" - Tom

"*head desk*" - Stan

"Today's lesson - turn a negative into a positive!" - Vic

"Secret Tunnel!" - Avatar cosplayers

"We gotta get back in before the vampires come out."

"I need fresh air. Let's go back inside the convention center." - Vic

"When do we see EGL-bot?" - Vic to Chris Tang

"Mamma Mia - it's the movie about Deb and Stan's wedding, and Vic's...nevermind." - Vic

"Surprise Butt Sex!"

"I wonder if we can see the fireworks from New York from here!"

"Why does this feel like a high school dance?"

"You guys need to cosplay for World Cosplay Summit. Tom will be the first guy!" - Jesse

"I gotta tinkle. BRB." - Jesse

"I have to wear pants to this convention?!" - Tom

"Feeling horny?"

"Where's the Pokemon JoJo League at?"

"Hey Stan, it's Mark Hamil!"

"We are doing Star Wars cosplay because I said so!" - Carolyn

"Be a Gijinka C3PO, Vic!" - Carolyn

"Shake and Bake!" - Carolyn and Stan

"This costume reminds me of a puzzle."

"This trunk reminds me of a puzzle."

"This puzzle reminds me of a puzzle."

"PRACTICE!"

"Cosette should be the voice of Yoko."

"What's this fuzzy thing doing inside my cleavage?"

"What kind of shoes are you wearing?"
"Black."
"Black."
"Black."
"Okay, all three of you guys are straight."

"Deb goes Pachi Pachi in her sleep."

"Me rikey your dressu."
"Was that a weaboo?"

"You met the cast of House?!" - Vic's brother in reference to the Ouran English cast.

"Where's the North and East Hall?" - Tom

"Mori is tall. So am I." - Travis Willingham

"We can't have a Mori hmmph off."

"Pierce the heavens!"

"Shut up, Megadork." - Deb

"Time to transform and rise up." - Tom's Animated Megatron impersonation

"Yesssss.... YESSSS!!!!" -Tom's Beast Wars Megatron impersonation

"You're an idiot." Tom's G1 Megatron impersonation

"You're an idiot." Tom's Dr. House impersonation

"Um, I don't have a G2 Megatron impersonation." -Tom

"This is a gay robot." -Regarding Autobot Tracks

"Transformers in the morning. Transformers late at night. You sure we're not at Bot-Con?"

"(Beast Wars on computer)"
"Go to bed, you two!"

"Holy Crap!" - Brad DeMoss

"In Soviet Russia, Internet surfs you!"

"We won't run you over."

"Your Nintendo DS is telling you to stop playing with it and be sociable."
"This isn't my DS then."

"This con is a lie."

"Take it off!"

"I'll be topless on the count of three. Three."

"Mingling now."

"Very nice..."

"Chris Alanis went to AX? What a dork!"

"Mens..."

"How long was that exercise of futility?"

"Good night, moon."

"COLD SLITHER!"

"Mom was worried about me flashing my boobs to you guys."

"Damnit, the ONE time an Asian doesn't arrive on Asian time..."

"Just 10 minutes later... or at least 5 minutes later... 2 would have been enough."

"Stop your masturbating session, let us in!" - Stan

"At least the ending is better than I Am Legend."

"So, I heard about this couple from the West Coast that covers anime conventions. They were at a little event in the MidWest this year..." - Jesse from New York

"Let's go home."
"Do you guys really need to be so blunt?"
"Home. Now... Go."

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