*codec call sound*

[9:42] Stan: Deb, before we go into David Hayter panel, I need more intel on David Hayter. I know he voiced Solid Snake, but what else did he do?

[9:47] Deb: Well, after doing some research on the computer, not only was he a voice actor but he spent time as a screenwriter.

[9:47] Stan: Such as?

[9:48] Deb: I believe he wrote for X-men and co write X-men 2.

[9:48] Deb: And also Watchmen.

[9:49] Stan: I see. Sounds like a bad dude.

[9:50] Deb: Well, despite those horrible movies, he's not bad as you think.

[9:51] Stan: Right. Now let's get in line. We're almost late.

*follows down the line*

[9:51] Stan: Holy Metal Gear Ray On A Stick!

[9:52] Deb: You know the weather isn't helping this situation.

[9:53] Stan: Look at this line!

[9:54] Stan: Around the outside columns and...

*approached by volunteer*

Stan: What, we have to line up under the sun??

Volunteer Dude: Yes, and the end of the line is all the way down there. *points to the tiny dot of people*

[9:56] Deb: ........Well, damn we're fucked.

[9:57] Stan: Ugh...we're not gonna make it at this point....

[9:58] Deb: *sighs*...wait..I'll go investigate this line.

*Minutes later*

*codec call sound*

[10:00] Deb: Stan, I found a way to escape this situation. I found a friend in line who will let us cut in.

[10:00] Stan: *near death* ....Really?

[10:01] Deb: ...Yea really. Oh by the way...Change your camoflauge. You look as retarded as Raiden.

[10:02] Stan: ...right.

*gets in line and makes it to the panel*

*codec call sound*

[10:02] Stan: Deb, the panel already started.

[10:03] Deb: Right and.....holy Otacon's magic hand! There he is!

[10:03] Stan: So, that's David Hayter.

[10:04] Deb: Yea, and...a long line of fans.

[10:05] Stan: I'm gonna try to infiltrate and ask him some questions. Wait here.
*sneaks in*

[10:05] Stan: Deb, I'm in.

[10:05] Deb: Here ya loud and clear, Stan.

[10:05] Stan: People are asking a whole lot of questions. Odd that there's no middle person to mediate the panel.

[10:06] Deb: Yea, I'm listening to them, wow so many retarded question and yet Mr. Hayter answers them. That takes a lot of guts!

[10:07] Stan: Did that guy just ask him to promote his website in Solid Snake's voice?

[10:07] Deb: Yes...yes he did.

[10:08] Stan: Where's that damn NIKITA when I need it?

[10:11] Deb: *face palms* Seriously...it's pretty embarrassing to hear a fanboy squeal on the mic in front of a celebrity.

*minutes later*

[10:32] Stan: ...Did David Hayter just say CRAB BATTLE?

[10:32] Deb: Yes, he did and I knew it would come up eventually.

[10:32] Stan: CRAB BATTLE!

[10:32] Deb: And it's still hillarious...what's up with that?

[10:32] Stan: CRAB BATTLE!

[10:33] Deb: Olioliooooo

*Last question*

[10:54] Stan: Damn, I never got to ask him any question.

[10:54] Deb: Damn, I thought the question torture would never end.

[10:55] Stan: ...Oh god, is he singing 'Snake Eater' in Snake's voice?

[10:56] Deb: *falls off the chair laughing*

[10:56] Stan: My god, its so monotone....yet so awesome!

[10:58] Deb: Can't breathe......so...epic...

[10:59] Stan: *dies*

[11:00] Deb: *slowly gets up and recovering* So.....I'm guess mission accomplished?....Stan? Stan?...Stan?......Staaaaaaaaan!!!

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