"Find it before the cows come home!"

"Are you talking to a cow?"

"You left the keys in the office."

"It's a bird, it's a plane, it's O. J. Simpson!"

"*meowing the words to "All I Ask of You"*

"Inuyashi?"

"Presents?! Thank you!" - As SJC TSA scans Tom's giftbasket through security

"Are you Filipino...Vietnamese...Chinese...Cambodian?"
"Ilocano." - Airport security interrograting Vic

"My rectum is burning!"

"Quick! I need the vaseline and the gloves."

"Does that mean people are going to scout me now?"

"What time do you need to be there?"
"6AM"
"WHAT?!"
"Trust me, when I say 6AM, it translates to 9AM in Asian time."

"Andrew, upload the virus!"

"The sounds of Stargate."

"I feel like going to a sci fi con now."

"*Nando and Tom quoting from Lethal Weapon 2*"

"Diplomatic Immunity...revoked."

"It's Farah!"
"No, not cute enough."

"Gamers better have the raffle and grab bags."

"Nando looks like God."

"Marc, get on your knees and thank me." - because Vic gave Marc free reg.

"Get more free swag!"

"I'd set myself on fire to be in your video!" - Harris

"Dress up someone in an old woman's clothes and push her off a cliff while filming, not funny. Filming someone push an old woman off a cliff, funny. I think that's what he said." - Tom trying to quote Groucho Marx's definition of comedy that reflects his filming preferences.

"The only way I can identify CLAMP is their chariactures of themselves they put at the end of Miyuki Chan in Wonderland." - Tom

"Fanime is to disorganized staff as Anime Expo is to long lines."

"She's getting awa."
"AWA? Anime Weekend Atlanta?"
"Awa. Water."

"This is the best beer ever!"
"Is it better than Corona?"

"You have it on tape that Nando WILL dance?"

"Digestion grab bag!"

"Bags of air for $2!" 

"Are you guys in high school?"

"I have to be at the lolita gathering."

"Guy talk. Things guys talk about. Guy talk. Things guys do. Guy talk."

"Guy Stuff."
"Guy stuff."
"Guy stuff good."
"Better than Girl stuff."
"Girl stuff bad. Girl stuff expensive. Girl stuff scary. Guy stuff easy. Guy stuff good."
"Guy stuff."
-Conversation between Tom and Rey-Rey.

"I don't know guy stuff." - Richard

"Why is Lust breastfeeding Envy?"

"I'm studying for my final on Wednesday."

"I have a paper due on Wednesday."

"I owe Karisu a glomp."

"Asian time...Asian time...you're at an anime convention, of course things will start on Asian time." - Victoria hypnotizing Crystal

"Did they just call themselves CRAMP?"

"I turn evil once a month."

"And this is our Copic markers." - CLAMP

"Vampire Hunter D. The D is for Dany."

"Real Otaku Heros"

"It's a story about a teacher and student."
"what?"
"WHAT?!"

"So I told them that I died in the Revolutionary War, but came back for the War of 1812."

"Did you know I got five purple hearts in Vietnam?"

"You touch my tra la la."

"Please tell me that song is not gonna be on the AX soundtrack."

"When does that prick show up?" - Tom once "Masquerade" ended thinking that the Red Death will show up

"Breasts are great!"

"Breastfeeding is a good, healthy thing."

"And so there was this mass breast feeding frenzy in front of LJ HQ."

"They made breasts unsexy!"

"Hey Tom! We're talking about boobs."

"Our wedding invitations are going to have monkeys in space on it."

"Aoki wants his character design back."

"Dollfie? Isn't that a Filipino comedian?" - MidValley

"If I stay out in the sun too long, I have to be a driver." - Ray Nagar

"And this (white) relative told me, 'By the end of the summer, I'll be as dark as you!'"
"Isn't that a little racist?"

"He's always on Defcon 3."
"Actually, I'm always on Defcon 1."

"How come we're not invited to any parties?"

"When this baby hits 88, you're gonna see some serious pimp."

"No pictures! We tear them!"

"I love that guy. The guy that your cosplaying." - Harris to Tom's Sagara Sousuke costume

"That sounds like something out of a musical."

"If it's not Trigun yaoi, then I'm not waking up."

"Does Kuroneko show up in Trigun yaoi?"

"I don't want to know why kuroneko would be in Trigun yaoi."

"Hey, it's the 405!"
"No, it's the 110!"
"It's the I-5!"
"Stop naming SoCal freeways."
"It's the 101!"
"No, it's the 680."

"But the Naruto gathering is this way!"

"Fucking European ninjas."

"You owe me my pot."
"Your pot is in my car."
"Wait this sounds wrong..."
"Say that you owe her the pot...Wait..."

"After all, he was the only one who gave Lestat a good review."

"Pocky - breakfast of cosplayers."
"Who needs food when you have Pocky?"
"Who needs pocky when you have Pocky?"
"And Claudine gets pissed."

"I can hear the ranting from miles away."

"Look Vic, So-Cal gathering!"
"She's not from LA."
"No Vic, So-Cal the GAME gathering."

"They dropped you from their friend's list? Like oh noes!"

"What's the words to 'I'll Make a Man Out of You' again?"

"I can see the stress fly away."

"Save that stress, you're gonna need that for the wedding."

"Ninjitsu Couture by Versace."

"Let's avoid the drama fairies."

"We just walked into a drama quagmire."

"PLC shrinky dinks?"

"hyde got mad and left AX."

"Neko mimi mode."

"Man Faye is metrosexual." - seeing Man Faye in regular clothes

"I'm a lesbian!" - Card Captor Will

"Snake Team."
"Ravenclaw Team!"

"We're under attack by Disney."

"You do realize we're cosplaying as British people on the 4th of July."

"I'm on a fiber diet."

"I'm on an eat things slow diet."

"I'm on a stop eating so much diet."

"I'm on a cat diet. Eat, sleep, drink, toilet, scratch, CHOMP."

"Ow. Quit it."

"Hey. Watch it."

"Stop playing with my wig."

"Curly. Straight. Curly. Straight."

"No TV and beer make Homer go something something."

"Sounds like gunshots."
"It's Carson, you never know."

"And we're wearing the same shirts, but yours has blood on it."

"Gaia cats should chomp." 

"Jarod, don't go into Walmart alone!"

"Marketing Research...I should learn from it. (opens book) An effective focus group requires a competent moderator. (closes book) True that."

"You ended a sentence with a preposition? You bastard!"

"My name is not Andrew!"

"Doll scaring me right now."

"Where is my wallet?"

"We're going to Anime Expo again?!"

"Can you dig it, suckers?" - Tom talking in a Mickey Mouse voice

"The Jungle Cruise has guns again?"

"Snakes on the Magic Kingdom."

"Snakes on the Jungle Cruise."

"Snakes on It's a Small World."

"Snakes on Star Tours."

"Snakes on - "
"We get it, Vic."

"It smells like kid."

"Spot the Lestat." - on the Haunted Mansion

"Hey! You're not supposed to be here!" - Tom to Davy Jones

"Spot the Jonathan Pryce."

"Have the cats always been drunk?"

"I'm out of ammo! Switching to shotgun."

"Why would I want to visit Endor? I already hate going to Manila."

"Get on Star Tours while it's still good!"

"It's Dumbledoor." - in reference to Merlin

"Narutards at Excalibur."

"Look, Vic. AX Refugees."

"Saiyuki at Big Thunder Mountain."

"Grandparents never liked Toontown."

"Space Mountain is having a seizure."

"Know any hentai that takes place in space?"
"Well, there's Critical Point..."

"Is that my O face?"

"Buttsex Mountain!"

"Didn't I promise you fireworks?"

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