"AX: American Xenophobe."

"AX: American eXhibitionist."

"Cuffle."
"How do you ‘cuffle?’"
"No idea. Guess we’ll find out at AX."

"I am not officially going to a convention this weekend. I am going to see Victoria this weekend."

"Unless you make July 4th fall on the 11th, I’m getting on this plane."

"I was trying to call you, but I ended up calling a different Tom."

"July 4th has meant something else to us ever since we started going to cons."

"Why can’t people remember what lane to exit?"

"The quicker you need to be somewhere, the heavier traffic is."

"Victoria is supposed to get me on POT later today."

"Any POT is good POT."

"It shouldn’t be hard to find. You can’t miss it."
(10 seconds later)
"We missed it."

"The sign at Terminal A says ‘Southwest Airlines.’ There’s a giant ‘A’ printed on the boarding pass. So why did I think we were supposed to go to Terminal C?"

"I’ll give you a buck for that sandwich." -Southwest Airlines pilot on intercom

"Ladies and gentlemen, the plane is ready for take-off, but we are currently delayed because the people at the control tower will not allow us to do our jobs."

"I’m 13 years old." -Boy reading the "Battle Royale" novel

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz...(BUMP)...ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz...(Brakes screech)...ZZZZZzzzzz..."
-Tom sleeping through the airplane’s landing.

"Nixon keeps head-butting me."

"That means Nixon likes you."

"Meow."

"Now it's time to go to con dom."
"That sounds wrong."

"It's like waiting at the DMV." ~ The registration line

"Currently no signs of intelligent life." ~ Just arrived at the con center

"Man Faye upgraded."
"Don't you mean downgraded?"
"He actually got the boots right, but he's wearing the shorts like a thong."

"The system went down." ~ In response to the reg system

"Where's AX Staff when you need them?"

"Wanna play 10 fingers?"

"I...I...*drawing a blank*"

"I’m taking the easy way out... I’ve never worn a bra." -Tom playing 10 fingers against 4 girls.

"I am GAINAX Boy!"

"Yes, we're stalking you." ~ To the Sorcerer Hunters group at Starbucks

"You all need psycho therapy. Not psycho analytic therapy."

"You have no idea how many people you're offending." ~ Crazy bitch at Starbucks

"You're the most offending." ~ Directed at a plain-clothes cosplayer

"Say, 'I love Jesus!'"

"I love Buddha!"

"Stuff like this leads to an early grave."

"It's like you're all on LSD - like a Grateful Dead concert."

"Actually, our choice of drug is pocky."

"When I was younger, I would have done something like this, but I'm a grown adult."

"We're the young generation and we got something to say." ~ Victoria in retaliation

"No tram people?"

"What does 'You Got Served' mean?"

"WHAAT?!"

"OKAY!"

"It's Michi. Did you notice her trademark wave?" ~ Victoria

"This might be me in ten years."

"Who's Jenna?"
"She gave us the room last year."

"It's from the International FFX2."
"No wonder. Yuna is actually wearing clothes!"

"Seven days..."

"Man Faye is hot - when he’s wearing clothes."

"You get what you pay for."

"Blame Canada!"

"Karisu is burninating again!"

"Only the good die young."

"*Neko Conversation*" ~ Tom, Victoria, and Tiffany

"Shake that monkey ass." ~ To Sana-chan when she was in her Zidane costume.

"Marth!" ~ Said while imitating Pinky's "narf"

"Worship the Pikmin."

"I'm Prince Edge, bitch."

"I'm Space Michael."
"Don't you have a trial to go too?"

"It’s so easy. / Happy go lucky. / We are the world-oh. We did it!"
"SHUTUP!"

"Lupins are a Fujiko's best friend."

"Three Naruto gatherings?!"
"What shall we steal from the Naruto gathering?"

"I don't have GTO's jacket."
"I don't have GTO's hair. We're even."
~ A GTO cosplayer and Tom

"It's a real knife."

"Here's the list of people who have died: Girls # 5, you!. Boys #7, you!..."

"He's still alive?!"

"This is were the guys go cringe now." ~ a certain scene in BR

"It doesn't matter what you think. It doesn't matter what I think. Arnold the Governator says that anime is really cool."

"Here we have the Tenacious D -- Initial D car."

"I got a piece of shit car..." ~ Singing about the Initial D car

"Tenacious Initial D."

"We can't have a threesome in the backseat."

"This car has a total of one horse power, but we shot the horse and used him for glue. The glue that keeps this car together."

"You're the first Filipino I know without a Tito Boy."

"I'm going to pack all Monday."

"SBC packagers, you pack with us, we pack with you."

"Pack off."

"Is that a Wallmarket Aeris?"
"Nah, too ugly." ~ On the night the drunken princesses had their thing

"Drunken Princess Con!"

"I'm actually Draco in a Gryffindor uniform. Draco used a potion."

"I bet you and Tom would be able to pass as Princess Con attendees."

"Puu puu puu puu!" ~Mokona’s seiyuu

"I'm dancing like a monkey!" ~ Gir cosplayer dancing the Monkey

"DOAX!" ~ said like Homer's "Do'h"

"He's got a moon. He's got a pepper bar in his ass."

"Oy vey...this is going to cause trouble on cosplay.com."

"Sorry about your Raiden costume." ~ After Man-Faye rear-ends Raiden

"CLAMP!"

"Happy Clampers?"

"Where’s the alcohol? Where’s the alcoholics?" ~ Tom gathering up other CLAMP cosplayers

"Why am I organizing this gathering again this year?"

"Alucard and Faye aren't secondary characters!"

"Tree fetish! Arborphillia!"

"Cool! Alcohol!"
"No, it's cream soda."

"Comfy shoes!"

"Michael Jackson cosplay?" ~When Victoria was cosplaying Maki

"Woo!" ~ Michael Jackson impersonation

"Victoria, bring your cat next time when we hit AX."

"Purr..."
"Remember, you don't like cats."
"Arf."

"Mmmmm... Psychotic Cream."

"Someone's been watching their 'City Hunter.'" ~ Commenting on the Mokkori Anime booth

"Fascinating creatures, these Albino puppies."

"Pay me money!" ~ Nasir as drunken ninja

"That's our roommate."

"Welcome to Antville. Population: too many." ~ Filming the con grounds from the 3rd floor.

"It's like playing 'The Sims.'" ~ More filming from the 3rd floor.

"This is how bored we are. There's nothing to shoot."
"There is Man-Faye, but it's a different kind of shooting."

"This Pina Colada doesn't have enough alcohol."

"According to the mouse's mouth, fireworks start at 9:25 tonight."

"We could play now."

"The mouse's mouth was wrong." ~ As fireworks go off at 9:00.

"What are you doing out here? It's your anniversery."

"Entry xx has been sacked."

"Entry yy, which was responsible for sacking entry xx, has been sacked."

"Entry zz, which was responsible for sacking entry yy, which was responsible for sacking entry xx, has also been sacked."

"I turned Kyle into a chicken."

"Must buy ADV..."

"Proud sponsors of...Proud sponsors of...Proud sponsors of..."

"ADV!"
Suncoast!"
"STFU!"

"Let's have a cow in the room!"
"I don't like cows!"

"I don't care what your mom says, you're still beautiful." ~ Both Mary and Karisu (thanks! *love*)

"Happy Anniversary!" ~ Kevin, Kyle, Keith, and almost half of everyone we met

"You’ll either have to drink all three bottles or throw them away."
"It’s obvious what I have to do." (Opens two bottles and drinks both simultaneously)

"It’s 10AM and I’m already drunk."

"Hey! It's a dolfie!" ~ At Disneyland while Tom and I were whispering and cracking jokes at each other during the Tower of Terror

"The Marriot elevators are much scarier."

"That just gave me a seizure." ~ Victoria after going on Tower of Terror

"Sonoma?! San Francisco is just right there! Sweet!"

"Long Beach and Anaheim all in one."

"Let's just call it Mailbomber."

"I ran, I ran so far away..."
"Why are you calling Farah?"

"It's like psycho mouse, only more Initial D like."

"It's like Yukari's driving!"

"I know this place like the back of my hand."
"Victoria, that's not the back of your hand."

"BR1!...or was it 2?"
"Actually, it's BR3."

"I actually can make a water bottle bomb."

"We're leaving the island."
"Does this mean I have to be genki while I'm dying?"

"I'm not saying it in front of the chibis."

"Winnie the crap, Winnie the crap. Really really shitty old bear."
"I'll spank you if you sing like that again."

"Everyone in Pooh Corner had their issues."

"I'm stoned." ~ After riding the Winnie the Pooh ride

"I loved you in 'Air Force One.'" ~ During the Indiana Jones ride.

"Initial B!" ~ Referring to the Matterhorn bobsleds

"The system went down." ~ In response to the Matterhorn ride stopping in the middle of our ride.

"Ladies and gentlemen, we appologize for the ride malfunction."

"Is it true that there is a basketball court in the Matterhorn?"
"Yes... actually it's a quarter of a court."

"The doll from the Philipines."

"Hey Mickey! You got relatives." ~ A Disney cast member commenting on Tom's Yuki hat and Victoria's Yuki plushie

"How do you feel about Mickey Mouse?"
"*Long and angry rant in Nezu language.*"
~ Yuki-Nezu talking about its more successful relative.

"Looks like we gotta jump!"

"I'm sorry, no one is allowed through."
"PHIL!!!!!!" (Runs through)

"I hate water rides, especially the wet ones."

"YAOI with Furries." ~ During Splash Mountain

"Time to meet your future relatives."

"Remember when Mommy was stuck on 'It's A Small World' and had to listen to that song nonstop for 15 minutes?"
"That's what made me worry about that ride."
~ Tom's cousin reminding Tom about a recent Disneyland trip he took with family.

"Her Lumpia is like your mother’s pho."

"If you're going to eat at an airport, bring a fork."

"Let's do this again at our next anniversary...and the one after that...and the one after that..."

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