"People are sex positive here?! Say whaaaaaaaaaaaa?"

"It's actually Kink Con. Somewhere there's a science fiction con."

"I can call Paula my Tita? Would that make Todd a Tito Boy?"

"Not even an octopus would hit that."

"The only dungeon in Southern California is Pirates of the Carribean."

"Wasn't that the year Anime Vegas was at the roach motel?"
"Tell me more about this roach motel!"

"Yes, THAT'S him!"

"Wanna see drawings of Daleks? This is the mommy Dalek..."
"Hey Zanney! Wait up!"

"The slave bikini is prettier."

"I need a fake geek girl t-shirt."

"Where all the sexy male cosplayers at?"
"It's called The Pokemon Men."

"And Brain Age Guy would be like, 'No, I don't give head.'"

"40% are gay. 10% are on Cosplay Deviants. 50% are taken."

"Did you have a dog?"

"People are so classy here!"

"And people here are educated. I thought I heard someone talk about passing the bar."

"What do the Niners and I got in common?"

"OMG! We're going to the Super Bowl!"

"Hey, did the Pats win?"

"Dare me to make a Niners themed Lolita at wear it to KatsuC...uh, no."

"We get a mini buffet?!"

"I am silently judging you."

"PE is involuntary sports. Intro to Facism."

"Um...here masquerade...come out wherever you are...here masquerade..."

"I'm thinking Anne Hathaway pandering right now..."

"Have you seen the Anne Hathaway cry fest?"

""Tell me, who gave you the waterworks?"
"The Bitch of Mormon."
"Mormons are allowed to have panels?!"

"There's a difference between gay and queer."

"Athiests activists exist? I thought they just did their own thing?"

"But what if you're a theist and just want seperate of church and state?"

"Suits are boring."
"I beg to differ."

"There was this time I was at Fetish Flea..."
"I guess anything could be a fetish."

"I'm not sexy, I'm a Gundam."

"I think I have a corset fetish..."

"THE FOOD HERE IS FREE?!"

"She gave me mono. I think I'll be having mono for a while. A very long time."

"BDSM - Bishoujo Dog Sailor Moon?"

"Under normal circumstances I would accept candy from a stranger dressed as a clown."

"If the Niners win, then that's a victory for me."

"There's an Arisia in Green Lantern."
"There can only be one!"

"It's not jealousy, it's righteous indignation."

"Can't tell if Homestuck or Weeping Ang...oh snap is IS a Weeping Angel!"

"But aren't all the pretty cosplayers from LA?"

"Forever alone...I'mma be forever alone...forever, forever...!"

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