"What quotes are we going to get at this con?"

"Neko kissu PUNT."

"Happy Christine's Birthday."
(Christine's birthday falls on Valentine's Day)

"Hi… 'Chiyo-chan, how do you fly?' Bye."

"Almond Courtyard… Almonds!"

"Eyes just like almonds. Ahh..."

"Guns… lots of guns."

"We're lost."
(Getting separated from the Winchester Mystery House tour.)

"Didn't we just walk through this part? Wait, this isn’t our tour."
(Still lost at the Mystery House)

"We could stage Battle Royale here."
(The Mystery House is large and dangerous enough to accommodate.)

"Where does the Door To Nowhere lead?"

"So watch your step, and follow me."

"Sarah Winchester had a thing for the number 13. (Points to random object of 13)"

"I always preferred the PPK over the P-99."
(Tom selecting the gun for his 007 cosplay.)

"Grow up, 007."

"Let's keep this undercover."

"Hah...I can see a janitor on the floor. Turns out he overdosed on anime!"
(After I told Nathan that I'd be going to a con that would take place at a college.)

"Why do you need to pack if you're just leaving for the weekend?!"
"I'm going to a con..." (A conversation with Adam.)

"You know...if you're just leaving for the weekend, it's called an overnight bag."
(A conversation with Angie, my roommate. ^^;)

"Yegah!"

"What does 'TT' mean? Isn't it a Vietnamese name for a girl?"

"A movie about one of my relatives."

"It's Long Beach."
"No wait, it's Anaheim."
"No wait, it's LA"

"John Woo action!"

"There's a movie going on, Tom."

"This movie's confusing."

"How often do they do it in how many positions?"
(Leslie Cheung and Brigitte Lin during their numerous love scenes.)

"You're late, Tom."
"So were you."
(Meeting Farah and Lailani at Applebee's.)

"Whatever happened to 'Hi, nice to see you?'"

"I swear we met already. You and Tom were at my house for a Stargate party once."

"I thought Phil Bunbury was dead."

"I forgot my medication."
"Here, have some Ibuprofen."

"Anyone else want drugs?"

"I do it all the time, everyday… wait, that didn't come out right."

"Anything you say can and will be taken out of context for the quote page."

"Farah's the drug dealer."

"And Tom's the drunk."

"Do you really believe that he gets drunk on caffeine and chocolate?"

"How many times has our waiter been here?"

"Rachell is normal compared to Melanie, and that's saying A LOT."

"Karaoke at Hattori… or was it Hitori?"

"You must be a very patient girl, Victoria."

"No more DDR on a full stomach."

"Feels like I'm directing air traffic."

"The system… went down."

"Should I sing Light My Fire like Hide or like I'm drunk and stoned?"
"There's a difference?"

"Light My Fire, Steel Drum Version?"

"You sing, Farah!"

"You can't leave until you sing."
"Yes I can, I drove here."

"Manga Rap!"

"What about Al and Sana?"
"It's part of the Tagalog dictionary"
(Victoria in reference to karaoke after Tom spotted cosplayer names in the Tagalog songs like Al, Sana, Hanyaan, etc.)

"Sailing mishap!"

"We've only gone two feet."

"How long is this freaking song?"

"Isn't that just a little bit wrong?"

"He's stalking her."

"Happy birthday… what was his name again?"
(As we leave the karaoke place.)

"Eureka!"
"But we're going to Santa Clara."
"No, I found the theme for the con report."
"In Eureka?"

"Woosah. Woosah." (Al and Lionel)

"Shut up and bend over."

"I remember the last time I had pixie sticks."
(Tom flashing back to Ani-Magic 2003.)

"Sex and candy!"
"I HATE THAT SONG!"
(In regards to The Final Fantasy Group with the Pixie Sticks and condoms.)

"You're Carl Macek?"

"Bruise."

"It looks like… I'm not saying anything."

"Prizes!"

"They seem to emphasize prizes."

"With all this mention of prizes, it feels like a game show."

"He got that for free and I paid $50 for the series?"

"I like your dress."
"I like your shoes."
(Eileen Hu and Victoria exchange conversation during JKP)

"Oh, and Katie says 'hi'!"

*Insert "Ride of the Valkyries" here*

"Princess Maker DVD?"

"Princess theme!"

"Dress sphere change!"

"It's supposed to be wind."

"I'm your girlfriend… I mean boyfriend."

"Shingo in pink?"

"I like Gackt. All those colors and I like the sound it makes when you squish it."

"Solar Gackt."

"It's like the PS2 equivalent of crack."
(Tom commenting on Disgaea.)

"Digestion?"

"You may never hear from me again."

"Congratulations. Did you just get married?"
"Eh… it's the rehearsal."
(Passerby noticing us at the church in wedding attire.)

"This is our con. You people may go to school here. You people may live here. Hell, a very few of you actually study here (or study at all), but today, this is OUR turf."

"Where did all these grade schoolers come from?"

"This is a con, not recess."

"How many times do they have to play that song ?"
(Tom commenting on hearing "Freakles" on piano.)

"TOUGA! TOUGA! TOUGA! TOUGA!"

"A steak marinated in slut sauce…"

"Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat!"

"I'm 20ish!" (Tom revealing his age)

"We could only the two candle. That's my story and I'm sticking with it."

"These normal people are still here... maybe if I threw a chair in their direction."

"It's straight Yaoi."

"Why do I feel like I'm at Yaoi Con?"

"Take our food!"
"But we feel bad for taking it!"

"I got a nezu!"

"I'm jealous now."

"He stole her." (Tom making off with Wendy)

"What am I? Chopped liver?"
"Yes!"

"Give me back my wall scroll!"

"CHOMP."

"Nazi cow!" (In reference to Nando's Rik costume.)

"The Legend of Al."

"You wear the same thing all the time! Wear orange!"

"I'm going to watch out for you…"

"We should have taken pictures. You weird people!"

"Do you speak Japanese?!"
(Some fanboy trying to annoy the hell out of Tom.)

"Starts with a 'F' ends with a 'Y' times four."

"What are you cosplaying as?"
"Someone too obscure for you to know."

"We call him 'Urk.' Because when you see him, you go, 'Urk!'"

"MONTAGE!"

"Let's wait for the freaks to pass..."

"IT'S A GIRL!"

"But you still love me because I'm so cute! ^^"

"The Passion of Wolfwood."

"It really is his birthday. Just nod and smile."

"Tonfa toss!"

"*Insert the Barney song here*"

"Cosplay Smackdown!"

"Someone needs to do a Janet Jackson thing!"

"Quizno subs!… We like the moon… They got a pepper bar!"

"Hot Yaoi Action… offstage."

"Mob the stage!"

"It took us an hour to decide where to eat."

"He wants to kill him too!"
(Introducing Mylene to Tom since we all have a certain idiot on our hit list.)

"Where are you, you bastards?"

"I'll bang someone in this car!"
(Tom being annoyed after hearing "She Bangs" by William Hung.)

"That's my bush!"

"They squashed our bush!"

"Follow the plastic bag!"
(Noticing a plastic bag hanging from the car door.)

"We lost the bag. We're going to lose them!"

"Who am I groping?!...Oh, your knee."

"Is that me singing? Did someone record our skit?"
"You're on the radio now."
(In reference to William Hung on the radio as Tom as talking to Kenny on the phone.)

"We're going to Fanime!"

"Hey! Let's go to LA!"

"Where are we? Even I know IHOP is that way!"
(If Tom can tell we're going the wrong way, we MUST be lost.)

"I think the phrase rhymes with 'clucking bell.'"
(Upon seeing that IHOP was closed.)

"We are so far off-course."

"I found FANIME in this area… it meant I was in the wrong place."

"We may never find Denny's at this rate. HEY! There it is!"

"There's a cop at the parking lot. Act normal, if that's possible."

"NEKO!"
"CAT!"
"FOOD!"

"Chase the cats."

"I thought it was his butt!'

"The noble art of food theft."

"Let's take their cheesecake"

"Just put 'dot dot dot' on the quotepage."

"Superbird?"

"Normal people germs!"

"Have we scared the normals away?"

"Why are these people studying HERE of all places?"

"They're still here. What does it take to get rid of you normal people!?!"

"Never argue with the person who serves your food."

"Since when did butter look like syrup?"

"This butter looks suspiciously white."

"Why are you guys talking about sex?! Chibis are present!"
"CHIBI SEX! NO!"
(All the dirty talk at Denny's interrupted by Tom as he sees kids at the table next to us.)

"This was the body of someone who betrayed me."

"What did you put in this drink?"

"We found the cure for AIDS and the common cold."

"Well, actually that drink might even CURE cancer. But you die in the process."

"CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!"

"Well, it's sweet, but it's just weird."
(Inui Drink review)

"Pineapple crown!"

"Bad nezu. You sleep here, I sleep there."

"Does Michael ever talk?"

"Are you translating for him, Tom?"

"I'll give you a dime if you say something, Michael."

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