"I'd hit it" ~Tom hitting Andy, the neko

"There's an elephant in the shower" ~Tom's allerzies 

"At AX...there is no pool"

"Give me the pre registration codes to Otakon"

"Animagic was intended to be the perfect con"

"Kill..."

"It's the guy who can name all the Olive Garden salads!"

"Mmm...chocolate" ~Kenny and diarrhea

"No more airsofts for Jarod"

"Did it beep beep?"

"How many times did you change?"

"I want you two to look like a happy couple" "But we're teacher and student!"

"What the hell is going on here?" "It's Imagawa." "I don't care. What the hell is going--OH!"

"How did we take 5 hours to do a 7 hour drive?"

"X Cosplayer! Do you want to be in our skit?"

"This is where we met a year ago."

"*drunken randomness*" ~Ashley on Friday night

"Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life's for me!"

"The sober ones are playing rock, paper, scissors."

"Tom is teaching us how to drink."

"*insert weapons rant*" ~Jarod

Damn weapon policy red tape...blue tape

"You're resting on the wrong girl, Tom"

"There could be a problem. Low quantity of hentai tapes."

"That means we're all screwed!"

"Angry face...angry face.."

"Anyone got Fabreeze?"

"It does not smell like fanboy...it smells like vomit."

"Sacrifice Rey Rey!"

"Rey Rey Meow!"

"Let's all meow to get the judges out here!"

"Driving all night..."

"Beach Boys...eww..."

"His name is Huy." "What? Who?" "His name is really Tom."

"That's Hai." "Hi! Who is he?" "The guy in the white."

"I can hear you from the pool." ~Andy

"Did you take a picture of me stripping?" ~Stripping Vash

"I love you!" ~Glomping Ed

"I'll never look at dolls the same way again."

"Where did all these Japanese come from?" "Japan."

"Harry Pimpter...Pimp of England." "We need a Pimp of Wales"

"He wants to undress you" "Oh...so he really is white." ~commenting about the white Chris Tucker

"How far can you runs?" ~BR translation error

"Save that for Yaoi Con" ~Albert

"One of you is going to be my Yuuichi tie" ~Tom and the cows in Kettleman City

"Double Orihime Action!" ~Char

"You look like high school kids" ~Robert's sister commenting about Tom and V

"How many people are staying in our room?"

"Kenny the Bunny"

"No more shooting in the room"

"Don't do anything I would do." ~Jarod and Kenny

"Why is Orihime dressed up like a cactus" ~Tom

"Ohayo...Ohayo..Bonjour!"

"Save the drama for the tv soaps."

"On the next episode of AniMagic...Three men...with guns...in a bedroom"

"You're straight?"~in ref to Andy

"Avoid the hot dogs from hell"

"Those hot dogs have been there since last AM"

"But $5 can be the difference of getting a dvd set or not!"

"That's not going on the quote page."

"I wouldn't be surprised if Imagawa autographed his chest"

"Pillow fight!"

"Monster under the bed!"

"Whack with stick..."

"I feel like I'm in a really bad doujin"

"Orihime porn!"

"I've seen the horror that is English Azumanga"

"I lost to Iggy? Man I really suck!"

"Mike is always drunk"

"It's incestous!" ~Michi

"I'll only jump into the hot springs if there's naked women in there" ~Kenny

"Don't look sleepy in the picture." "You sound like my mom." ~Commenting about Osaka poses and how Albert's comment is much like my mother's when she took my peliminary Osaka pics

"Call him over."
"Who?"
"The guy in white."
"What's his name?"
"Hai."
"Hi! (Waves) Who do you want?"
"Hai."
"Hi. (Waves) So what's his name?"
"Hai."
"Hi. (Waves) I still don't know who you want."
"Hai!"
"Hi! (Waves)"

"even if we have to run over a few cows, we'll make it.
even if we have to tip over a few cows, we'll make it.
even if we have to eat a few cows, we'll make it.
what else can we do to molest cows?
Even if we have to molest a few cows, we'll make it."

"Have you met my good friend Maria, the craziest girl on the block..." ~Victoria and Coyote Rose

"We will cosplay together. We will sing together. We will have this con together."

"You mean everything to me." ~ Tom

" It's the guy who can name all the olive garden salads is supposed to be the guy who can name all the olive garden soups?" ~Tom in ref to Rick

"It'd be pretty fun if other cosplayers were to stop by this denny's..... and what do ya now?"

"nabeshin's afro is getting violated" ~Nando's afro on drunken Friday night

all my guns are getting violated ~Tom

"just go along with the song. I can't tell you what song it is."

it's not a good idea to sniff the pixie stick sugar up your your nose

i need you to die, kenny

It's the chobitches!

beware the fanboy

purple goodness

if he points that gun at a car one more time, I'm leaving

the hotel room is not a dealer room

where's your daughter?

"Every moment with you is a memory to cherish"