*insert Crispin Freeman joke here*"

"Remember the racist Fanime panel?"

"You just gotta trust me on this..."

"Middle finger in the air if you couldn't care less."

"Like California tax dollars go anywhere."

"Anime Expo - we're the bad guys!"

"I told you he looks like Kurt Loder!"

"Anime Expo needs an evil Republican castle headquarters like in the Simpsons."

"This plushie smells delicious."

"Why does Rancis look so gay?!"

"I'm Repbulican!"
"We're Libertarian."
"MY PEOPLE!"

"I don't need your handouts. I'm an adult!"

"...and Matthew Broderick as Chase Wang."

"Not the birthday cake!"

"Hey! Who moved my stump?!"

"Dare me to crash the Bioshock gathering dressed as Fantine?"

"We'll kill you."

"Do I get a tattoo?"
"Your body, your choice. #ProChoice"

"You guys are on the SEC division."
"What's SEC?"

"Am I flat enough to be Taiga?"
"No, still buxom."

"I'm the tiny tiger of terror!"

"Less tsun tsun more dere dere."

"How are you taking Princess Yukiko home?!"

"Badges? We don't need no stikin' badges."

"Deb is an electric cat."

"Remember when you had an electric cat that used to shock you at Disneyland?"
"I traded her for a Leafeon."

"I need an airline glow stick thingy to move around."

"You're talkin' fast like an east coaster."

"It's from the Les Miserables anime."
"There's a Les miserables anime?!"

"Taco Party - bring your own tequilla."

"Taco Party - our special guest is Tony Villar - the biggest Mexican Weaboo in LA."

"Taco Party - what do you mean there's no takoyaki?"

"Taco Party - we couldn't get Uncle Yo, but we have Pablo Francisco."

"Taco Party - we couldn't get Doug walker, but enjoy Angry Joe."

"Anime Me Gusta...coming soon to a California near you. We got the guy who sang Head Cha La in Spanish"

"Claudine needs to write 10 Mexican jokes about ALA.'

"Mmm...smells like nepotism!"

"Mmm...donuts."

"I am evil Homer. I am evil Homer!"

"HAVE ALL THE DONUTS IN THE WORLD!"

"I'm going to look so gay as Rancis...and gay people like me."

"Get a pumpkin and make Miguel wear it as a hat."

"Make 'em say ughhhh! Na na na na!"

"I know Gangster Squad makes you wet..."

"Who invited the Tony Harris to ALA?"

"Where's Yukiko in that skit?"
"Right here. Decided to start my own band."

"Saw the wedding photos...did they marry an Imperial guard?"

"Here's to Katsu, Ota, AB, and other east coast adventures!"

"What the hell is that smell?!"

"I could be having a BBQ!"

"What's Homestuck?"
"Another bad creation."

"Too many people, you'll get SARS!"
"Actually mom, we call it con plague."

"I got 99 problems and a con ain't one."

"Boston - because fuck you!"

"He looks looks like every child molestor I ever met."

"It's like selling secrets to Soviet Russia."

"Fat Koreans wear bow ties."

"It was nice knowing you."

"Do you have an accent?!"

"ALA is a skank...better use protection."

"For New England, Bart?"

"Are you wearing lacy unmentionables?"

"Cosette lives with Borat and Burton's wife."

"How many Gangnam Style were in masquerade?!"

"Where's the Lebron James cosplayers at?"

"Wait...there's no sales tax in Austin?"

"I hate New York Comic Con!"

"Magical Girl Legendary Pokemon...Mewdoka!"

"Where did you get the fru fru?"
"Stan."
"He's plotting to cosplay from K-pop again?"

"Beavis and Butthead is on Netflix?!"

"Miguel needs a friend to watch the NFC and AFC playoffs with."

"Three drama queens in the same room..."

"Is this Broadwayholics anon?"

"ALA is dead to me..."

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