"VIC!"
"Who's calling who a dick?"

"The only black Panty I know is a black panty."

"Really? You went with 'Fighting Evil By Moonlight?'"

"I don't understand why people still go to Anime Expo."

"...and then we tie her up and pour candle wax on her."
"Oh there you are, Jeff!"

"I guess it's a good thing that I didn't use 'Party on the Floor' for masquerade?"

"Wanna talk horror? I got two words for you - Cannibal Holocaust."

"Sorry, I didn't recognize <NAME> with her clothes on."

"David Merrill is what Jared would look like 20 years in the future."

"How's your con?"
"Eh, it's all right."

"Mahna Mahna!"
"Uh, you do know that song is from a porno, right?" (link is sfw)

“What’s the question?”
“How sexy is Spike Spencer?”

“He summoned the Devil with DOS!”

“Run: devil.exe /command_kill”

“Juri is like eating sugar then dropping acid.”

"It smells like Tiajuana here..."

“The hallway reeks of booze.”

“Hey Bruce, your brain is up here.”

“Want to go tiger hunting?”

“Do you get the feeling everyone is trying to cock block us?”

“Hey you’re that Lupin guy!”

“I don’t even care anymore, let’s go back to the room.”

“My head hurts.”

“My leg hurts.”

“We roomed with a drama queen.”
“Who was she?”
“Actually it was a guy.”

“My leg has had problems since I was a kid, Masoud had surgery, and this asshole has the gall to complain about leg pain?”

“That guy is the male equivalent of a drama queen.”

“The Bible Black-er Black Butler gathering is starting soon.”
“Either way there is going to be butt sex.”

“At least I have a new war story.”

“Zero points, you suck!”

“I hope my panel was actually cancelled.”

“People are stupid.”

“Smokebomb!”

“What do you want to bet she will be dressed like a skank next time we see her?”

“We deserve shots.”

“I’ve been ‘troling, but there is no good tail at this con.”

“Well, you are a con man.”

“Rough night?”
“No, I have migraine.”

“I had nothing to drink last night.”

“There is a blank spot after this panel. Who wants to stay and have fun and who wants to be boring?”

“Fuck, I hate these people!”

“Thank you I needed a good laugh.”
-Response to the Regency Ball

“Hey butterfly.”

“Stage fright, go away lalala lala…”

“I just want to get away from everyone.”

“Let’s go, I want to forget about the time.”

“I should just carry around the hotel stationary.”

“Good luck finding something, I got the only hidden treasure in there.”

“They have Lupin World’s Most Wanted!”

“I have a cup that says ‘stop volunteering for stuff’. I really need to take that advice.”

“I’m tired.”

“Hey I know you.”

“The party got cancelled.”

“I will never remember that name, I’m just going to call her Shorty.”

“You also elbowed my boob.”

"I know that ass from somewhere..."

"What's so bad about the Super Mario Brothers movie?"
"Have you even seen it?!"

"It's an old man in tights telling people how to dance."
"I kinda like his clothes!"

"You're doing it wrong!"

"We need to hunt for the tiger girl!"

"First of all, it's Vicky or Victoria. Don't call me Vic."

"Hey Bear! You're not funny in 3D!"

"I wonder who the real pedobears are."

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