"Not everyone knows chess, but everyone knows checkers!"

"Silent Hill Screamin' at DCA made more sense than the Sean Bean movie."

"Why does Diana Divine sound like a porn star name?"

"I like that maid. She was going to be my next nurse." - Tom (yes, that Tom. Who knew?)

"I found my Foreman!" - said Tom to Obama (aka J Ryoga)

"You know what I like about that Roxas? He's black." - Maguma

"Trojans are terrible. That's why I got the UCLA Anti-Virus." - Maguma

"I killed my best friend's girlfriend." - Tom

"Gotta get your head in the game. Gotta get your head in the game." - Vic at Cosplay Chess

"Speaking of taking out, what are you doing after Cosplay Chess?" - said Tom to an underage maid

"I'm giving you AIDS in the belly." - Julia
"Jews don't get AIDS." - Maguma

"Jews can't get syphilis. It only affects the genitiles." - Julia

"Sebastian Arcelus!" - Vic

"Tom, we are not doing Disturbia right now." - Vic
"OH GOD NO!" - Deb

"House, you've come out of your depressive slump to kill a maid." - Julia

"Someone get her number!" - Tom

"This is SPARTA!"
"I THOUGHT THIS WAS CHESS!" - Tom

"Remember, no ones dies in Bleach." - Stan

"Too bad we couldn't do the death scene pictures."
"But I don't want you to die."

"Say hi to your mother for me." - Tom

"It's time to put Dr. House out of his misery. This time it's lupus."

"*Vic and Deb singing West Side Story*"

"I am Frankie Valli." - Vic

"I am John Lloyd Young!"

"I'm gonna do John Lloyd Young tomorrow night." - Vic

"Stan and Deb actually have taste?"

"If God wants me to be with her, she'll be standing in front of the elevator."

"That would make me John Lloyd Young and Tom a Christian Hoff. Hey, both of us have Tony Awards!"

"Is Edgeworth gay or European?"

"We got the gay terrorist twins and the Russian commie."

"This is chess, not road house." - Maguma

"Who's the arbiter?"

"I'm not the asshole, you're the asshole!"

"We have the Baccano! Swing video up next."
*Vic go "YAY!"*
"Fangirl..."

"And then we're going to get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and sing 'Ragdoll.'"

"Yay! Chargers!"

"I'm officially the Asian House. There's already a white house. Two if you count the building."

"Stan is my Wilson."

"Happy Holidays from Arrancar Land!"

"...you're the one."
*Wedding March plays*
"It's a sign!"

"Not something I'd call our song on a solo saxaphone."

"We have Lea Salonga in the role of John Lloyd Young, Jeff Leibow in the role of J. Robert Spencer, Jeremy Kushnier in the role of Christian Hoff, and Michael Longoria in the role of Daniel Reichard."

"Tom needs to piss in the sink now."

"Tom also leaves a wet pile of towels on the floor."

"So Stan was in the hotel room complaining about the soap. 'We're supposed to wash with this?' he said."

"Carolyn is 17? I thought she was 21. I feel guilty about starring at her breasts now."

"I need photos with my sorority sisters!"
"Delta Nu!"

"I didn't know you had Chimera."

"Are you Paris Hilton or Elle Woods?"

"Pheonix Wright people never heard of Harvard Law? Weird!"

"HUGH LAURIE, WHERE ARE YOU?"
"Eating."

"My fork goes across the room and into your cake. I eat your cake."
"Don't bully me, Kyoya!"

"Vocoloid gathering!"
"Who has AIDS?"

"You guys need to shake more junk."

"John Lloyd Young!" - Vic going into dream land

"What's black and white and red all over?"

"Play 'Womanizer'!"

"I LOVE CHOCOLATE!"

"But I thought you were going to cosplay from Twilight!"

"Arcueid is badass!"
"You mean Bella Swan?"

"Victoria is the third most dangerous anime female. Yomiko is second. Haruhi is first."

"I can see Victoria cosplaying as Haruhi because both of you have God complexes."

"Hey Vic! There's a cosplay photo of you on the wall!"
"WHAT!?"

"Hey! Richie likes maids!"

"You black people need to loose."

"We need to get Deb a hooker. Specifically the Ghost of Christmas present. Deb can unwrap that upstairs."

"Our group is going to need three hookers in the green room."
"Three dancers?"

"I need five hookers." - Tom

"Deb needs to be rommanced before taking her clothes off."

"I like Starscream."
*Vic go hide*
"Did I say something bad?"

"Let's not talk about Pokemon. Let's talk about Transformers."

"Why is Starscream posing with a rainbow?"

"Voyeurs!"

"Bananas have lots of potassium."

"So, Vic...about them pink Evas?"

"Word on the street is that there are photos of us here."
"It's no word on the street."

"Ew. Hentai."
"Vic, stop acting. We know you're faking it."

"I'm gonna talk to a maid. Hey maid, I rented a video with three maids in it!"
"Were you watching Disturbia?"

"I did a summer of 69!"
"Really?

"I made out with five different girls at this convention."

"What was the best part about ALA?"
"The sex!"

"We like dem chocolates! We like the dem chocolates!"

"It's a trap!"

"I thought he was gay."
"You know what's gay? Rocky Horror remake starring Zac Efron."
"You know what's gay? Neil Patrick Harris."

"I liked Michael Crawford. Gerald Butler sucked."
"It's all about Davis Gaines."

"Name three fairies."
"Elton John, Liberace, and George Michael."

"Neil Patrick Harris was awesome in Dr. Horrible."
"Neil Patrick Harris was awesome in Assassins and Sweeney Todd."
"Neil Patrick Harris was awesome in Harold and Kumar."
"Neil Patrick Harris was awesome in How I Met Your Mother."

"Oh my God you guys!"

"This is Bruiser Woods. He loves watching Days of our Lives!"

"We need to go as Silent Hill night clubbing patrons."

"OMG! George Gershwin!"

"You need to fly to Vietnam and tell them they need to find a better way to place closures on ao dais."

"I like your Chinese dress."
"It's a Vietnamese dress."

"I want to be a bird in the next life. I get to fly and pooh on cars."

"Bumbi's mom died."
*Deb go BAW*

"Tom, stop eating my dog."

"I want to add you to my figure collection."

"Maybe I'll find true love someday..."

"I'm not drunk at all. I swear!"

"Who is this other Jarrod you keep writing about on your live journal?"
"Some guy in New York?"

"I see you're well equipped."

"Tom, get that banana out of your crotch."

"Stan died on Christmas Eve. For a Catholic, is that style or what?"

"We'll be the king and queen of New York!"

"Fashionably late, as usual."

"Convention time is weird. 5 minutes could mean 3 hours."

"Oh what a night!"

"Suck my unit." - Stan

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