"Great, there's fuckin' ninjas here."
"We're not in Ouran cosplay. Save the fucking Jersey speak for that."
"Fuck you."
"No, fuck you."
"Fuck you!"
"Well, fuck you, asshole!"
"What's the fuckin' problem?"
"Hey, FUCK YOU!"
"This is so going to be the first quote."

"Hi, I'm an Autobot."
"And I'm a Decepticon."

"ALA takes place in Burbank. Wouldn't it be more accurate to call this con ABBA?"

"You have a beautiful wife." - said Russian guy to Tom and Diana

"I didn't know if Diana was blushing or wanting to punch his lights out."

"Are you fucking Sirius?"
"No, I'm Potter. James Potter."

"There's guns in Harry Potter?"

"THIS is my wand." - Tom and his shotgun

"THIS is my badge." - Tom and his shotgun

"You sure the three of us will fit on this bed?"

"Where I sleep is not the concern. It's where I wake up that's the issue."

"Same rules as Comic-Con apply: No sex in the hotel room."
"Damn."

"You were great in bed last night, Deb..."
"..."
"I mean you didn't snore, kick, take up too much space, or toss and turn."

"Did Tom have you and Deb or did Deb and you have Tom?" - Jarod

"Your wand is pink!"
"It's because I'm Popular!"

"I don't even know who Starscream is!"
"Just know that HE FAILS! FAILURE!"

"I'm so sick of Avenue Q." - Deb

"Defying Superman."

"My Little Transformer is melting my brain."

"There is no convention center in Burbank." - 411

"Da da da da dum."

"Can we have PG rated twincest?"

"Yaoi Gathering!"

"Hell, where's the het gathering?"

"We so need to make a Hetero Con."

"Where's the I Heart Het merchindise?"

"That's it. I'm changing my name is Francis Castellucio!"

"Hi, I'm Francis Castellucio."

"There's more to this situation than meets the eye." - Bart Boy

"Fairy Godfathers? Are you sure you're talking about Anime Los Angeles, NOT Yaoi Con?" - Richie Likes Maids

"Fairy Godfathers? Sounds like a gay rights event." - Vic's mom

"It's ZOMBIE TIME!"

"My eyes adored you..." - said Vic to Angelica

"You're just too good to be true..." - said Vic to Angelica

"EPIC POSE!"

"Lazing on a Sunday afternoon."

"Stop staring at Diana's boobs."

"Is this Negro Con?"

"You're a closet racist, Vic." - Jarod

"*constant rambling*"

"On one hand, you're glad to spend the entire weekend with them. On the other hand, you wonder if they'll ever shut the fuck up and go to sleep."

"What did you say, Tom?"
"Never mind, just fucking around."
"QUIT FUCKIN' AROUND!"

"I think you're stoned..."
"Drugs are bad, mmkay."
"I mean Stone... Free?"
"Good recovery."

"I have JoJo AIDS now!" - Carolyn

"I said, I want my Chrystal."

"Don't drink hotel glasses. They don't wash em!"

"My love, there's only you in my life. The only thing that's right." - Tom to Stan

"My first love, you're every step that I take. You're every breath I take." - Stan to Tom

"It's Groucho!"

"Go ahead, Stan. Shoot. Shoot your childhood hero! RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES! Kill the very symbol of what is good. C'mon! I dare you! You can't do it, can you?"
"BASTARD!"

"It's like Silent Hill out there."

"Yeah, these two are hardcore." - Chris Tang
"WHAT?!" - Vic

"Guns or violence?" - Tom

"Do you like cake or bunnies?" - Tom

"Red or purple?" - Tom

"We have our Blitzwing."

"The cake is a lie."

"Give me a damn good reason why I should be a Decepticon."
"We have cookies."

"Tom says you have bunnies."
"We use the bunnies to make the cookies."

"Who's idea was it to make Carolyn an El?" - Justin
*innocently points to Tom* - Vic

"I taught her everything she knows, but not everything I know." - Tom

"Um...Ratatouille? Rat Wing? Rat Bat? Raticate? I don't know. Chris Hansen?"

"Who created Tranformers?" - some girl with lots of ribbons

"Everything is an Araki rip off." - Diana

"Give me you're best WRY!"

"Now I want to hear a MUDADADADA."

"MUDADADADADA!" - Vic knocking on the door

"Can we see Chris Tang in dress?"

"Name three female Autobots."
"That's bullshit. You told me there were only two."

"And Starscream doesn't count as a girl."

"Try the priest."

"Are you cosplaying as Leon Kennedy?"

"Get me away from the hippy music!"

"This looks like fun...a bench!"

"This chair makes me want to dance to the Pussy Cat Dolls."

"How much Energon did we drink last night?" - said Tom to Stan

"Dontcha wish your girl friend was hot like me?"

"Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go!"

"It's Saturday morning at a con and you want to watch Transformers?"

"Oh crap! I'm naked!"
"Ya think?!"

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