"Party all the time, party all the time." - torturing Tom with the best of the 80s

"I feel it. I feel the stands." - Tom and Jo Jo's Bizzare Adventures

"Sledge Hammer!: Because all the other cops are wussies."

"Trust me. I know what I'm doing."

"So, Bart Boy aspires to be the token black police chief?"
"Then I aspire to be Sledge Hammer."

"HAMMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Hey, black boy!"
"Is that Token?"
"I just know he's black and he's saying 'hi!'"

"Old gray mere sheep, ain't what she used to be."

"The Full Monty - starring Bart Boy."

"These dolls are gonna fucking kill me." - Stan

"Did you know Cyberdyne is set up in Torrance?"

"If you're not registering, clear the hallway."
"But we're registering awesomeness."
"We're registering a friendly connection with each other."

"Yaoi gathering!"
"But what about the het gathering?"

"Can we smell the pit stains off your blouse?"

"Can Jew join Host Club?"

"In my country, we are only allowed to use cow and pubis for cosplay."

"Booyah Kashah, we're here with Da Ho Club."

"Stop calling us 'The Ho Club'!"

"Say, 'bitches and hos'"

"Photographer gathering!"

"Nice legs...wait...that's me."

"Are The Beatles stoned?"

"D and D? Is that a bra?"

"Don't mind me, staring at boobs."

"I give up. I'm just looking at the boobs now."

"I've made my choice."

"Hey, I need to talk to both of you..."
"Oh no, dad got us in trouble for filming breasts..."

"Avenue Jew!"

"Death Star fighting dueling my dad, Death Star fighting dark side is bad."

"Hey! Goth gathering!'
"It's Kingdom Hearts"
"I was being snarky."

"Pretty doll!"

"That's a Barbie!"
"No, it's an R and D Angel!"

"There is no such thing as a cheap dollfie!"

"Soah wants a Seigaku uniform."

"I want to be a Hyotei cheerleader for Karisu."

"Hey Peter Pan, did you just fly in from Neverland Ranch?"
"Vic, that's Michael Jackson."

"Nate cosplaying as Michael Jackson?"

"Found any ghosts, time travelers, and or aliens?"
"They're all over the convention!"

"Tezuka from POT has more personality than What's His Name in the Glasses from Ho Club."

"Vic, now THIS is a wedding ring."

"If you're not gonna do journalism, I'm gonna be emo." - Matt to Tom and Vic

"What are you gonna do for masquerade?"
"We're gonna rock!"

"Traveling Valentine - an underground revolution working overtime."

"And Ronnie James Dio gets a duet."
"DIO!!! WRRRRRRRRY."

"You got us the mystery tea!"

"Your doll is gonna suck my brain!"

"So Ray, you're gonna have to have Bart Boy and Traveling valentine as guests of honor."

"Bart Boy keeps saying I'm famous." - Ray Nagar

"Of course Ray Nagar is famous, he's related to Willie Revillame."

"Boom Tarat Tarat! Boom Tarat Tarat!"

"I have to watch Wowowee when I'm at the dentist."

"JTAF is gonna have panels hosted by your favorite photographers. How to Pimp Girls by Eurobeat King. How to Make Funny Faces 101 by Lionel Lum. How to Smuggle Illegal Alien Cosplayers by Bart Boy."

"Raider3 should be a JTAF guest of honor."
"After all, I have years of experience..."

"Everyone do an Al pose."

"I've always called him Burger King. Sometimes Electric Burger King."

"Hey, it's ladies night."

"I forgot how much Smirnoff we had making this film. What?! We were in college!"

"I think Chris wants a threesome with them."

"What is up with twincest? Has anyone forgot what incest is? It's baaaad!" - The Proctor Twins

"Yes, down syndrome is very unsexy."

"Why do people want us to do yaoi poses?" - The Proctor Twins

"Kick the Jubei."

"Kick the Chibi."

"What a cute pink bunny. (Tom kills it)."

"If it's too cute to live, I kill it."

"It's Hiro's translator!"

"Mahna-mahna. Do-Do do-do-do "

"You're too cool for the camera."

"Hey shiny happy people!"

"Vic, I'm gonna steal your doll!"

"They didn't want me to work there because I was too fat."
"Can you sue them for that?"

"It's the most wonderful con of the year..."

"Let's get wasted before masquerade."
"Just like Trapnest."

"Where's that chibi?"

"There was an orange tentacle. I think Char could appreciate that."

"Greed is a dork. That's why I cosplay as him."

"Stab me, I'm Hinamori."

"This is a man's dollfie!"

"Can't you get one of those Real Dolls?"

"Can't put foot in mouth."

"Don't say you're a Final Fantasy Amano cosplayer if you throw beads and other shiny on you."

"Tom and Matt yaoi. Now that's a doujin."

"Let's listen to the old man in the kilt tell his story."

"Yaoi Con is for girls who like gay guys. FurCon is for gay guys who like furries."
"But what about the heterosexuals?"

"And Cerebus Project is Japanese!"
"Learn something new everyday."

"Kevin L is here?!"

"Executive Decision, isn't that the one movie where Steven Segall dies?"

"It's mandatory that I get a picture of you guys."

"Jarod is playing with his Wii again."

"So, wanna D and D with us?"

"Charlie has what size boobs?"

"We're changing our name to Brilliant Boobs Cosplay."

"I can think of two reasons why she won."

"I'm extending my groin."

"Here are the best three ho's from Da Ho Club."

"He was smoking the ganja."

"For the ow. Like cupcake, ooh."

"SHUT UP!" - said Tom to the airplanes

"Are you calling me a racialist?"

"Actually some Japanese are racialist."

"Vic, what size is your panty?" - Ray Nagar

"Cosplay Church? You mean we have to worship a Naruto statue?"

"Tired of religion? Try God!"

"Vic! Did you order another dollfie in the mail?"

"SD 16 Olivia is really a man."

"Sandwich!"

"When you made that LJ post, I thought you meant that nuclear weapons went off in Valencia like for real."

"Duff beer for me, duff beer for you, I'll have a duff you have one too."

"We're gonna give him the flying nazi."

"Yeah, her lips look exactly like THAT." - on Angelina Jolie's lips

"Hey Vic, did you remember to bring my tie?"

"Hey Vic, did you remember to bring the masquerade CD?"

"Hey Vic, did you remember to bring Vic?"

"I had a pleasant nap during the drive to ALA. It wouldn't be so bad, but I was driving."

"Spitting overboard is so romantic."

"Hey! This manga is about Chris Tang's family. They're of the Tang Clan and they're blonde bishies!"

"Hey Bart Boy! You just got promoted!"

"I LOVE YOU!"

"I feel like we're being herded like cattle into the meat grinder."

"Anyone care for a cosplay burger?"

"Hey Tom! Do you feel naked without your gun?"

"Pikashoes!"

"Is she Pikabellechu?"

"Cover your ears."
"SHALALALALALA. SHALALALALA."
"And so there were these..."
"SHALALALA. SHALALALALA."
"Vic, you can stop covering your--"
"SHALALALALA. SHALALALA."
"Ears."

"Let's throw some snakes on that plane."

"You banned from DOD because you were snarky?"

"It says I'm in the South Bay. Did I get on the wrong plane?"

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