"Gay people are the best friends a straight girl can have. I lived with gay people." - Mom

"Woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy..."

"And I'm the only one with a Y chromosone who would take you to see Sex and the City 2."

"Is the gay black guy going to be there?" - Mom

"We need to make this dollfie's wig in human size!"

"I'm on a highway to hell!"

"I'm a cougar!"

"The Persian has escaped!" - Rocket Grunts

"Can we catch Giovanni's Persian?" - Rocket Grunts

"You won't believe how many people in Los Angeles don't remember Mistress Nine!"

"Where's Nurse Joy?"

"Jesse is the meat in the Jasmin and Officer Jenny sandwich!"

"Baccano! makes the name 'flying pussyfoot' badass."

"Why are we talking about sports at a yuri panel?"

"Hey Stan! We're having deep dish pizza!"
"Stop cockteasing me!"

"Don't cut off Stan's wee wee. Put the scissors down now."

"What is yuri? Yes, this is a serious question."

"If you don't know the answer to that, GTFO now."

"We have two Sabres and one Rin."

"Why do their boobs look like the yin and yang?"

"I'll take off my shirt!"

"What do you mean by scat? You mean like Louis Armstrong?"

"I don't like people shitting on each other."

"Thanks for coming to the H panel!"
"That's what she said."

"Strap me on!"
"That's what she said."

"I just picked up a new hoover. It comes with seven different attachments."

"Want some pizza and some fucking? What, you don't like pizza?"

"That's normal!"

"Leaving now. Sobering up."

"I'm at the people who dress like Jared gathering."

"Why do Chicago people look like me?"

"Don't put salty bacon inside a woman!"

"I disagree with #9. If you put the Playstation controller on vibrate and the..."
"OVERSHARE!"

"Someone is not getting cat treats."

"Aren't you thankful for Dic?"

"Who's plum wine is this?"
"It's tea, silly."

"Now I found out where my uncle went. He turned into Pat."

"You're jumpin in by yourself, you know."

"What is it with Vic Mignogna and 'Open Arms'?"
"Who doesn't love Journey?"

"He got the day off, that son of a bitch."

"You're like Indiana Jones!"

"Shut up, Todd."

"I call Full Metal Alchemist the gate way to anime."

"Everybody's in One Piece."

"Why would a dealer's hall sell pet supplies?"

"I got something for Scottie. He'll like the leash and collar I got him!"

"I didn't know girls could be into hentai!"

"Rin needs to push Shirou down the stairs."

"I love you, ACen."

"Can you guess how many attendees we had?"
"OVER 9,000!"
"No, duh!"

"Why is Doug bald?"

"Move to Chicago!"

"I will not deliver a harlot's message."

"Get pics of Yaya. Need them for masturbation."

"I'm trying to accept reality."

"Who the hell is Yoshiki and why the hell should I care?"

"The Anime Central fox and the Anime Expo bunny need to go on adventures."

"I got whipped and danced with three belly dancers."

"Goodbye ladies!"
"I'm a lady."
"You're an honory lady."
"Does that mean I get to shower with you guys?"

"Let's start an anime con because them girls be wearing them skimpy costumes. Hyuck! Hyuck!"

"Thank you for noticing that I'm from Fate Stay Night, not Read or Die."

"Where's your sister?"

"Hi Anons!"

"All the single guys!"

"Found Waldo!"

"Ball go down the hole!"

"Last I checked, humans come out from that hole."

"You look like you could use some yaoi!"
"I like yuri...lots and lots of unadulterated yuri."
"..."

"Hey gorgeous! Did you get your yuri?!"

"Yoshiki - the big lipped alligator moment of Anime Central."

"X/1999 is the biggest cocktease!"

"Now if they got TMR that would be another story."

"We got kicked out by Umineko."

"Your doll cost $300?! I spent that money each month on pot!"

"Technically, I'm wearing my high school uniform."
"It still fits?!"

"The problem with California is people don't eat. They need to eat something!"

"Why are we talking about sports at a yuri panel?"

"Get a room!"
"I'm already in one!"

"You're a nice person. Get out of California!"

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