“A nice butt and hot legs make up for small breasts, hentai taught me that.”

“You’re at this gathering? You got balls.”

“I’d like to take your balls by force.”

“Do you like waffles? Yeah we like waffles. Do you like pancakes? Yeah we like pancakes? Do you like French toast? Yeah we like Frnech toast. Can’t wait, can’t wait, can’t wait to get a mouthful.”

“Masquerade is already over? That was fast.”

“Scarlet? What are you doing here?”

“I want to make sure that the Jose Cuervo is finished before the con ends.”
“I’m pretty sure we can make that happen.”

“I want to enter the box raffle.”

“She totally wants to bang us.”

“Shot, shots, shots, shot!”

“Nice Sam Adams cosplay.”

“Cock faced ass licker.”

“I love Pokemon it allows me to come up with creative insults.”

“Spoink!!”

“Gimme, gimme, gimme.”

“I hate these shoes.”

“Is that the original Ninja Turtles movie?”

“We’re all just a bunch of nerds.”

“You are the real star of this show.”

“All the small things…”

“La la la la la… suck my dick, bitch.”

“Funimation has <BLANK>.”
“Oh good, I was looking for an excuse to kill myself.”

“They have $5 Coors Light.”
“I don’t pay for water.”

“Remember the couple we met at the bar?”
“Mizuho and the gay guy?”
“No, no, a different couple.”

“Finally someone who knows how to make a Midori Sour.”

“Is that the stuff Mable gets all high on?”
“Yep!”

“So fluffy.”

“Who’s the hottest couple at this con?”

“Teddy is just as annoying in real life as he is in the game.”

"Everyone here is wearing costumes and overweight."

"I skipped my senior prom so I wouldn't look like a skank."

"Jared needs to cosplay as Producer-san."
"Only if I get to wear a P-head."

"Like I'm supposd to know where Austria is! I don't know anything about geography!"

"N Sync is better!"
"They are better!"

"For the last time, Big Boss - Yaya Han is not the queen of cosplay!"

"Aww...her first murder!"

"Remember, you need to follow up!"

"9-0 Cardindals?! WHAT THE HELL?!"

"The ass does not lubricate!"

"Fancy Feast - the secret ingrediant is love."

"My dad is like, Taylor Swift has 70 boyfriends and that's slutshaming."

"I told you, I only had room for one bossy Jew in my life."

"I thought you had a grudge against Katsucon?"

"I'm selling 'I'm A Stupid Weeabo' shirts!"

"We're friends. It's Facebook official."

"Oh look - a piano! I got a lovely bunch of coconuts..."

"New England - you're going back to Old England."

"Oh hi Fenway..."
"Fuck the Red Sox!"

"I'd fuck me."

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