“He needs a book on how to talk to a woman in less than five syllables.”

“Senshi…scouts…interchangeable.”

"There's this one con in Los Angeles--"
"Is it ALA?"

"How come Rhode Island Comic Con is not on Scarlet Rhapsody's convention tour list?"

“Dead or Alive Extreme is not racist. A black man can have an island of women too!”

“I’ve been to a lot of cons. This is my fifteenth convention!”
“What counts as a con?”
“Anything with ‘Con’ in the title.”

“Are there any Hamtaro cosplayers in New Hamster?”

"We'll discuss this over drinks."
"Already got them!"

“Watch out for those Hetalia cosplayers – they have spears!”

“My parents are Asian. They still have laser disc for karaoke purposes.”

“I know where this is going…”

“I’m going home with The Doctor.”

“Damn hippies…”

“Why is the dad singing to his son in his underwear.”

“Rocky has an annoying fandom.”

“Is this dildo made of silicon?”

“You know the words!”

“What next ?Gangnam Style?...WHO CALLED IT?!”

“At a guest of honor panel. This guest is hot.”
“Is it a guy in a suit or a lady?”

“Have you seen the new Darna series?”

“I feel the Cinema Snob should be reviewing Night Shift Nurses in a Salo kind of way.”

“Why does this scene from Night Shift Nurses seem like an allegory for today’s anime?”

“I am patient zero of con plague! Why are you hugging me?”

“Too many dicks on the dance floor.”

"Why does everyone here look like Stephen King?"

"The further north you go in New England, the more the guys look like Stephen King."

"Thinking about a Christina Milian theme. She sings that song that sounds like, 'I'll show you how to make a Man Faye moan.'"

"This AMV contest is EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEME!"

“Death Note Season 2 is about Mello wanting Misa’s shoes…it makes sense now.”

“She gave birth to Jack Harkness!”

“This school has a beheading ceremony at graduation.”
“WHO WOULD GO TO THAT SCHOOL?!”

“There’s black people in hentai?”

"Where were you guys at New York Comic Con?"

"People do not cross dress from Rocky."

"I would have also accepted, 'I never dated Todd' as answer."

"Fate Stay Night is a video game!"

'I think I met your Mary...she cosplays as Sabre and makes Tamas"

"My best friend cosplays as Austria. He has a German cat bothering him."

"Hey Andrew, there's a CTRL ALT KILL panel here."

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