"Yeah baby yeah!"

"Wait until you're older."

"Then who is fat bastard?"

"I thought it would be so cool if April and one of the turtles would hook up!" ~ some teens on the 28

"April used to wear like a yellow jumpsuit, but now she has boobs." ~ the same teens

"I want my Mochi!" ~ Veronica's kid wanting her plushie back

"Angel! Angel!" ~ Veronica's other kid wanting her plushie back

"Snip." "Tie." "Snip." "Tie."

"Just one kid, please?!"

"It's the burrito guy!"

"No no...this is not your shoe. You see, I paid for this shoe at Macy's..."

"Kenny, you're on tv."

"I needed a break from Begonia's class."

"How do you spell 'piranha?'"

"No, I would be pimping if I had five or six girls with me."

"122...it's a record!"

" (name censored), what size panty are you?...They have your size, husky!"

"*whistling "Soul Bossa Nova"*"

"That means we can watch the Nazi episode."

"This is as much action Kenny is going to get."

"But you're con security!" ~ Lionel as Kenny is being attacked by Veronica's kids

"I deserved that."

"I finally met Will-person-whom-I-have-yet-to-meet." ~ Victoria

"Inuyasha ears!"

"My creation, I can destroy it!"

"Busy bees."

"I actually know this word!" ~ Tom playing a scramble game on the newspaper

"$20 for a dance?!"

"Tom as Lupin as Ash Ketchum?"

"She looks so Austin Powers." ~ Black lady on the Muni

"Take a picture, it will last longer." ~ Tom to the normals

"Rush, rush to the yeyo." ~ Tom and a pixie stick

"You had too much yeyo."

"You've been working since 8AM, get some sleep!"

"Claudine is right..." ~ talking about a philosophy Claudine shared about cosplaying

"You have a second wife?!"

"I think Kenny is straight."

"We have ADV."

"I have ADD!"

"The SFPD presents..."

"Chibi...chibi...!"

"I'M NO CHIBI!"

"I had fun. You had fun. That's all that matters."