I don't recall what happened on the night Dio was summoned. I knew one thing. I had to break the curse. The only way to break the curse buried within my soul was to summon the Aztec god on the night of the dead. There were those who tried to stop me from summoning Dio because they also wanted Dio's allmighty power. The mission objective was to get to Dio before anyone else can get to him.

A satillite crew based in the abandonned Winchester Mystery House established round the clock communication that things would fall into place. The crew consisted of The Diamond Fox (aka - Tom), The Quiet Stone (aka - Albert), The Deja Vu (aka - Bart), and The Idiot (aka - Jerry Lee Lewis...err...that was Lionel). These four would ensure Dio would not fall into the wrong hands.

October 31st. A wednesday morning. Kat the Bruin was sent as my partner to search for Dio. You gotta get up early in the morning to get the job done. We arrived at the vantage point where we would find Dio. Those who would have the power Dio would be invincible. Dio's code name? Code Name: Death Proof.

It seemed like any ordinary morning. First place to find Dio was in a small town in Missouri untouched by time. Who has parades anymore? We ran into a fortune teller who told us of a prince who created stars from the ordinary. I knew I had to get to the Katamari. And I found it. In the process, I rolled up tiny little homes in the land of storybooks.

Yet, the King of all Cosmos said the katamari was too small, so he blasted Kat and I over to India. We ran into some guy who looked like the guy from Sliders and The Living Daylights. He warned us not to look into the eyes of any god, not even Dio. We kinda did, but we survived it. As I told Kat, "Trust me, I've done this before." We've faced drunken pirates, 999 ghosts of Vincent Price, wandered through the wilderness (and somehow made it through), seen Jedi train at some academy, searched under the sea to find Nadia, went through space thrice, killed ewoks, did target practice at the shooting range (Diamond Fox would be proud), and finally settled in a room known only to Hunter S. Thompson - the Tiki Room.

That's what Hunter S. Thompson called this place where we woke up next in our bizarre adventure. He claimed after licking a few toads and having too many mushrooms in his pasta, he claimed he saw birds of many different European stereotypes sing. He claimed statues of various island gods came to life. Hunter S. Thompson's works were true. We were one step closer to finding Dio - all in one day.

In the process, I found a sword that would help me on the quest to find Dio. While I prefer my CZ75, a sword would fare well in the search for the Aztec god. We took a boat and reached civilization once again. Kat the Bruin found some "special time" with our cruise from the jungle spieler. As the sun was setting down, we found ourselves again in India, then it was back through the wildnerness (somehow we made it through), over the Swiss mountains, and from the Earth to the Moon and back again.

It was one bizarre adventure. We knew by the dusk, the setting sun pointed to the right direction. The answer to finding Dio's whereabouts was in our home state of California. Time for a bizarre California adventure...

We asked ourselves, why did Dio send us on a world wide goose chase? The answer was simple. He wanted us to spend whatever is on our wallets before getting to him. But no, that wasn't the truth. It was the necessary trials and tribulations that Kat the Bruin and I must face before prooving ourselves worthy to summon the Aztec god.

The night begins to fall. It's still October 31st. The Winchester Men begin to take their positions. Someone else was after Dio.

Enter General Oingo Solissimo of Nicaragua. Overseas narcotics dealer. We ran into this character at some airforce base. As a double agent for the Winchester Men, I had to lay the charms on General Oingo Solissimo. "We can do this. We have the technology," said Kat the Bruin. We engaged Operation: PCD. And then everything documented in this video happened. That kept General Oingo Solissimo distracted from getting the power of Dio.

Then we found others who were after the same Aztec god. We ran into a brother and sister. I don't remember their names but I believe their quest was to save the dying brothers and sisters in Hesperia after the UFO radiation incident. You see, UFO's landed in Hesperia. They left so much damage. I promised them, if I could get to Dio, I'd help them out. I didn't tell them my real name. I simply said Kat and I were business partners from Jersey.

Yet, the curse inside me grows stronger as if it's about to posess me. There's several summons that trigger the curse. Those who wanted to stop us from summoning Dio. Some of them knew the incantations to trigger the curse to take full effect. Counter measures from the Bay Area Winchester Men took place.

As the night went by, it was still getting close to midnight. No Dio. I was getting frustrated. I only had little time left to summon Dio to get rid of the curse. I gazed morosely at the lake pondering what to do. If the curse should take full effect, what would that turn me into? No need to waste time.

The way you summon Dio is you have to yell, "WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY" at the top of your lungs and he'd appear. According to the legend by Hunter S. Thompson Dio would grant you one wish. Whatever that wish was, Dio would drop a steamroller on your enemy.

There was one place in California we haven't tried. Kat pointed out to the Hollywood Tower. It seemed abandonned as if no one was living there. I was ready to reluctantly accept my fate being consumed by the curse. Yet, this was our last shot to summon the Aztec god.

As I recall when I called up Tom before entering the structure, "Tom, before I go through with this, I'm unsure if I'll be able to make it alive. Tell my wife and the resin kids I love them." Full transmission of the summoning was fed over to the Winchester Men.

It worked. I have little to no recollection of what happened when I summoned Dio. Yet, after summoning Dio, I was unsure if this all worked. Things still felt the same. Nothing happened. Was I forever doomed with the curse? Only time would tell. The Winchester Men said they found nothing - not even a signal to record this event.

The only thing I remembered was the next time I visit the Hollywood Tower is that I bring a virgin sacrifice. Claudine gave me a call. She said she planned on visiting Southern California soon. There was my answer.

 

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