A quotes reading by Julia. Link.

"I need to send you pictures of me in my underwear."

"Bitch, you goin' down!"

"I kick, and I bite. You have been warned."

"So Tom, lesbians?" - Stan

"Pokemon Gekigangars."

"Not another Harry Harry Krishna dance!" - Tom

"I can determine bra size using hands-off observation. I'd use hands-on observation but Vic would kill me."

38DD."
"I think you're correct, Tom."
"Anything else is the wrong size."

"You know your relationship is strong when you can talk about someone else's panties."

"I'm not an asshole, jack-off."
"Don't call me, jack-off, bitch."
"I'm not your bitch, asshole."
"I'm not an asshole, jack-off."
(Repeat ad nauseam)

"Charmander is the poster child for Pokemon abuse." - Julia

"Do I name this new doll Jocelyn?" - Tom

"Beauty's been decreased."

"These Wiis can take a beating."

"JEREMY! HAVE MY BABIES!"

"Is she anatomically correct?"

"Say 'diamond and pearl!'"

"Yes, they know about the suicide and the dead bodies."

"SFSU Alumni gathering!"

"God is telling me to stay angry."

"Walk like a man, sing like a girl, you'll soar to number one!'

"Big girls don't cry!"

"Last year, I didn't own a doll, I didn't want a doll, I didn't give a damn about dolls. Funny what can change in a year."

"My favorite tiny assassin."

"I don't give a fuck about the old Fanime."

"Here, a Jersey contract." - Deb

"We men shall dance the tango together. It shall be called the man-go."

"My eyes adored you, though I never laid a hand on you..." - Vic to Kate
"Are you singing Jersey Boys again?"

"I propose a new masquerade rule. Only ONE group can do the Harry Harry dance."

"Okay, we're doing Anime Los Angeles masquerade."

"I remember about four years ago. I found this kid. And I got to mold him like a sculptor molds a lump of clay into a statue. Look how he turned out. Too bad I'm not a sculptor. Sorry for the way he turned out." - Tom in regards to Franco

"Cake is a lie."

"There's Franco and his big ass lie."

"Yay! You have chocolate lies!"

"We had sex this morning."
"What a coincidence, so did we."

"We're never gonna get the gun back from her."

"My wallet hurts."

"You bought TWO dollfies?"

"Are we the only dorks in this theater?"

"It's an alium!"

"Why hello there, Prowl!"

"Italian Spiderman!"

"Fire me a machiato, pronto!" - Mike

"Decepticons, transform and rise up!"

"The fridge scene makes or breaks your belief in the Indiana Jones movie."

""How was Indiana Jones?"
"Out of this world."

"We are heterosexuals. We like boobs!" - Tom, Dakota, and Anton

"Hey! A Squirtle!"
"Are you a n00b, Vic?! That's a Blastoise. What kind of trainer are you?!"

"You know, you're going to be in trouble when your girlfriend learns that you were here."
"What about you, Tom? What will Vic say?"
"Hey, what are you doing here?!" - said Vic to Rico in the hentai room

"We caught Rico in the act!" - Tom to Cherie

"You approve of this?" - Tom in regards to Rico

"Why are the penises in hentai have a different color?" - Julie

"Dootz Dootz!" - Claudine

"Happy Dootz Dootz Day" - Claudine

"Your doll's name is Chewbaca?!"

"I forgot how talkative Claudine was!" - Kate

"So what did you do this morning?"
"The usual. Wake up, shower, brush my teeth..."
"More than what any fanboy can accomplish!"

"This is my monkey suit."
"Hey Karen! Bart Boy looks pretty hot, dontcha think?"

"Bart Boy is naked!"

"GAINAX? That sounds like a disease. Like what a guy has in the nacks."

"Rodimus is insane. He blows up an entire planet."

"*work versus a real vacation rant*" x3 - Claudine

"It's demented, it's disgusting, it's delovely!"

"We're still on Chicago time."

"Well, I call it pocky because if I call it pokey, it sounds too close to the Tagalog word for vagina."

"Pocky is like gold in Chicago."

"Cosplay 'Get Smart.'"
"But I'm hungry."

"I think I unleashed my fighting spirit."
"We're you shot by The Arrow?"

"Flowers fade, chocolate makes you fat, but a Soundwave is forever."

"I want some beer, man!" - Dave

"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me?" - Tom
"I'm never happy around you, Starscream." - Dave

"You failed us yet again, Charmander." - Vic as Dawn

"When you get down to it, Evangelion is a situational comedy." - Dave
"That actually makes sense now." - Tom

"ELITIST COSPLAYERS SUCK!"

"And you get the Award for Best Disney Suck Up Award!"

"It's zombie macarena."

"Who wears short shorts, Julia wears short shorts."

"Hey Deb! Sing 'Short Shorts.'"
"I don't know the song."
"*people in the elevator start singing 'Short Shorts*.'"

"You guys are doing it wrong. You gotta do the macarena smooth." - Claudine

"Nice suit!"

"So Deb, have you run into The Strangers?"

"Sold for $66!"
"I won. Now what the hell am I going to do with this?" -Tom buys a new BJD.

"$86 going once... $86 going twice... SOLD for $86!" -And with that, Tom buys a giant cat for Cosette.

"Cosette is really gonna like this!"

"You take the Megatron and RUN!"

"Nerd abuse."

"I don't want any Clang Clang in my fandom."
"Rule 34 Transformers?"

"I am Megatron. I stomp on nerds!"

"I drink your milkshake, I drink it up!"

"No cheating, Vic!"

"We left the hentai room after the french fry incident."

"What the hell is Kyon doing in this hentai?"

"Jesus Christ Superstar!"

"When will people learn that incest is not sexy, it's called down syndrome people!"

"It's this badge foreshadowing something?" - Dave in regards to the masquerade badge with Haruhi characters on it

"Now I have AYDS!" - Claudine

"VD is for everybody." - Claudine

"Wait so your sister is a Guest of Honor at Saboten Con?" - said Vic to Michael Tang (Christophe's brother)

"You and Chris need to cosplay as lolitas. I mean, you have the hair!"

"In the name of deVito, Massi, Valli, and Gaudio."

"Can Megatron join us for dinner?"
"G1, right?"
"Of course."
"Just checking."

"I never thought I'd see the day when I would break bread with Megatron."

"I saw you during masquerade on pictochat."

"My eyes!"

"What's with the abandoned crate of pizza?"

"You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind. But if you dance 'Hare Hare' I'll stab you in the behind."

"So good to be true, can't take my eyes off those two. The very sight makes me weak. I wanna see more of those peaks. Pardon the way that I stare. I just want to compare. I may cop a feel, to find out if they're real."

"I got four reasons to play Devil May Cry 4. Her boobs and her boobs."

"No really, I'm not sarcastic at all!"

"You do know that you just grabbed a minor's boob?"
"Sorry, thought I was in New Jersey."

"How many boobs did I grope at Fanime?"

"You could drive a person crazy!"
"Fuck!"

"Franco is really Ouran security."
"We have security? Cool!"

"The good thing is we're all dorks."

"I'm just a dork with a burberry purse."

"Rob Miles is really black!"

"You need more booty in you caramel dance."

"I grew up in the state whose initials are a type of jelly."

"Save me, Nando!"
"Someday."

"If this is dubbed, we're getting out of here." - Stan

"Where's Nando's porn stash?" - Tom

"Sorry, I already have an Aizen." - Vic
"His name's Nando." -Tom

"Eh...snore...que?"

"More like the black and white brawl."

"Awesome!"
*explosion*

"Yo! Massi! Little Debbie Fishes!"

"Here's the part where I have a scene with my angry Italian housewife."

"Time to initate Deb and Stan...to the hentai room!"

"Let's go shopping Jersey style."

"Aimee has like a million expensive hobbies."

"Might as well call Michael Bay's Transformers Go Bots: The Movie."

"The only Avengers I know has Honor Blackman and Diana Rigg."

"This is my lulz pose."

"You missed the wave in the hentai room."

"Sorry about the sink. It was closer than the toilet." - Tom

"She said she was tired of being single, so I told her, 'I can change that'!" - Dave

"You don't like it, you can go fuck yourself!"

"Hey Vic! There's a naked Aizen!" - Tom

"That felt like an after school special where I ditch my friends for the popular people, but then I realize who my true friends are."

"Hey Vic! Wanna watch Evangelion with us?!" - Stan
"No, she's with the cool kids now. She thinks we're too nerdy!" - Julia

"You do realize that we have significant others in Northern California that dork over Transformers."

"Can we get an Ekans?"

"They all must think I'm white and nerdy."
"You're half right." - Stan the Korean

"I'm selling hentai."
"That's uplifting."

"Please come." -Hentai film dialogue
"HE ALREADY DID... TWICE!" -Audience comment

"I am the last man on Fanime."
"Hey, that's pretty epic."

"Hi Ai-...er Nando!"
"You nearly called him the wrong name."

"Careful, I might start stabbing you with this pin."
"Only Aizen has stabbing rights. Gin has poking rights."

"John Lloyd Young, is that you?!"

"Great, I said the wrong name in the hentai room."

"Why do you have to put me in a head lock at every Fanime?"

"I have Jersey Boys all over my boobs."

"Maybe Stan should start his own band."

"Wanted is NOT The Melancholy and Infinite Sadness of Haruhi Suzumiya!" - Deb
"YES IT IS!" - Tom

"See you in Buenos Aires!"

"I am the third revalation!"

"What would Jesus say about your sins?"
"You can ask Him, He's standing behind you."

"(Religous protesting drowned out by passing cars)"
"WHAT?!?!"
"I SAID, (More religious protesting drowned out by passing cars)"

"We need to play 'Have you met Marc?'"

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