"Forget it Tom, it's Fanime." - Vic

"Hey driver, where we're going? Set my hopes up way too high."

"Vic, you are not bringing a gun to the dance. This isn't West Side Story." - Tom, who brought his CZ75 to the dance anyway

"Forget how to feel."

"The name is Valentine. Traveling Valentine."

"I've always liked it shaken, not stirred."

"When we leave Fanime, it will be together." - Tom & Vic

"Have you met our friend Claudine?"

"Yeah, there's a like a line to talk to Char."

"I suppose we leave at 7AM for SDCC."
"Actually, I was thinking we leave at 2AM."

"The lady in red is here."

"Is you Madonna?"

"Are you my ride?"

"NORTHERN CALIFORNIA!"

"Crossfire. You'll get caught in the crossfire. CROSSFIRE!" - Anime FX (SFSU Anime Club)

"It was her idea for me to wear pants today." - Tom

"So Jimbo's wife is cheating on him with a ninja named Stan."

"Have you met Da Ho Club?"

"Have you met my brother Michael?"

"I swear that your brother and I separated at birth." - Astro on my brother

"I must be your sister then, Vic." - Astro

"Diana and I are just consensual." - Tom

"Diana and I too much alike to date." - Tom

"The sex would pretty much be masterbation."
"NO! You're not supposed to give me the idea of us having sex. I'm supposed to do that myself."

"Shake your booty, Pikmin Link! I wanna see you shake it."

"Pikmin Link needs to shake her booty more often."

"START QUOTING SLEDGE HAMMER!"

"You were great last night." - Tom talking to his gun

"Why do you have so many guns?" - Lacie, Zach, and Aurora to Tom
"In case of Dollfie infestation."

"Please tell me this is an April Fool's joke."

"Remind me not to glomp people as Ayaka."

"Lacie, cover me."

"I missed you."
"I know."
"You always say that. What not admit the feeling it mutual?"

"JoJo Con!"

"I might as well stay in the Gio Gio wig." - Diana

"Elitists!"
"I'm not elitist. You guys suck!" 

"Skank."
"Whore."
"Bitch."
"Slut."
"Ho bag."
"Minmay."
- Lacie and Victoria throughout Fanime

"Bring it, bitch!" - Lacie

"Is this canon?"

"We need an Aizen pinata." - Tom

"Hi Aizen! Why are you stuck up there?"
"Shutup Momo..."
- Tom impersonating Cosette as Momo and Aizen in Bleach ep 34 /35

"I hate you already, Momo." - Tom watching Bleach ep 35

"Videl is so you gonna punt you for that." - Vic

"Stab, stab, stab."

"Stop killing my divisions."

"I got my Prada shoes."
"More like Prade."

"Let it go!"

"Hey Tom, let's get some shoes." 

"Shoes."
"Don't say that! It makes me go crazy."

"There's a storm comin'!"

"This looks like fun, A BENCH! Bart, Lisa, get me a beer smoothie."

"It's a small world after all."

"Oh, you're cosplaying as Jean from Atlantis. Where's Nadia?"

"Hi Nando! Save me!"

"I think I told Nando I love him...in a friendly sorta way."

"Claudine, I love you. I've fallen in love with you."

"I pronounce you fangirl and - "

"Thread over."

"Hi, I'm George Takei's bastard son." - Tom

"Hi, are you having a bizarre Fanime?" - Tom

"Good morning, are you having a bizarre adventure?" - Tom

"A very merry unbirthday to you."

"Team badass!" - Tom, Vic, Stan, and Bart

"My loyalties remain with the North."

"Great, does that mean there will be Northern CA versus Southern CA rumble at the ballroom dance?"

"But Vic, you'd have to be on the SoCal side. Look at your license!"

"I avoid the Internets at cons."

"The Internet is for porn."
"Play something from a better musical like Sweeney Todd or West Side story. SONDHEIM OWNS YOU."

"You like a guy with an ugly face in a mask, I'll take the Internet is for porn." - a (tipsy) Claudine

"But it is only in his soul where the true distortion lies."

"It's good to see Nando and Ace together again?"
"When were they dating?"

"*Vic hitting a high note enough to shatter a glass*"

"Wicked should have won the Tony for best musical, NOT Avenue fucking Q." - Tom and Vic

"So after seeing that scene in PotC III, would we expect the Pirates gathering to include the great Jack-Off to see who is the real Jack Sparrow?"

"This feels like deja vu."

"We have the cornbrater."

"Anyone here who doesn't go to 4-chan?"

"*Vic and Angela singing 'No More Words'*"

"Save me the last bullet."

"THIS IS FANIME!"

"Take the hostage, NOW!"

"Eldest Daughter, you're growing up!"
"But I'm cosplaying as a little girl."

"I have a magnetic personality."

"We're afraid someone might the the scissors from your face and start stabbing people." -Con security regarding Tom's Magnetized Joseph costume

"And Pat Benetar kills Nazis to this song."

"Hey, wanna go to the gun show, Belle?"

"You were watching 'Sledge Hammer!' last night too?!"

"Aye, my cabin boy be right there."

"She's wearing Ichigo panties."

"I challenge you to a duel."

"615 pictures?!"

"Don't drink and drift!"

"Only con that's still kickin' on a Monday." - Nando

"Wait for a North versus South war and then we'll see real drama."

"Bart Boy, is that you?" - Cop at Johnny Rocket's

"Yeah, that's Bart Boy after one too many doughnuts."

"DO NOT WANT!"

"So I told Justin to get off the stage."
"Justin Timberlake is here?!"

"Violence doesn't solve everything..." Opening of one of the Masquerade sketches
"YES IT DOES!!" -Tom

"Maybe violence doesn't solves everything, but I'll still give it a shot." - Tom

"Fanboy stench is a larger threat."

"But fangirls are also a threat because they have their squeals and yaoi paddles."

"If you cosplay as Nadia, can I cosplay as King?" - Tom

"Wow, we can buy Eurobeat King's porn stash!"
"I'm not ashamed of it." -EBK

"I slept with Haruhi last night."
"I slept with Tom last night."

"You should cosplay from G Taste." - EBK
"Who? Me or Tom?" - Vic

"What do you like about Traveling Valentine?"
"Tom's giant tits." - Lacie

"What do you like about chocolate?"
"Tom's giant tits." - Lacie

"Not over until the fat lady sings."

"So, it's an emo song."

"Party at Bart Boy's!"

"Wait...Old Man Mike is gonna be in the bishie auction?"

"Narutards! Have you met our friend Claudine?"

"I think EBK is dead."

"I still think she has a chance with EBK."

"So...marriage?" - Tom

"So...kids?" - Tom

"April is actually the cruelest month."

"OH MY GOD!"

"Cosplay Outbirk!"

"*lots of singing of "Holy Diver"*"

"Define stabbing."
"Inserting a phallic-"
"Okay, I've heard enough!"

"Andrew is cosplaying as Momo Hinamori. You can stab him."

"Gising na, Zabimaru!"

"Takbo ka na, Ichigo!"

"The Host Club is following you. You're like magnetic." - Heather

"Note to self: even if glomping in consensual, don't glomp in a corset."

"Are you cosplaying as a Scottsman today, Tom?" - Tom's mom

"So, I hear you have a hot date with Bart Boy." - said Vic to Ebi

"I thought you and Gainax Boy were dating." - said Vic to Ebi
"In a few years." - said Ebi to Vic

"You should cosplay as Mikuru." - said Ebi to Vic

"I don't want to cosplay as Mikuru because I know you and Carolyn will molest me." - said Vic to Ebi

"Old Man Mike, have you met our friend Claudine?"
"He's old enough to be my father. Ebi is old enough to be my sister!"
"It shows he's good with kids!"

"Why if it isn't, El Dante."

"I'm better than THAT!"

"We thought we saw you in Milpitas." - said Tom to Chris K

"Kill Michael Bay!"

"You're from Vice City."

"Yeah, it was back in the day before she became a con slut whore."

"During the birth of Mini-Me, Claudine opened it up this much!" - Tom
"WHAT!?! TOM!!" - Claudine
"I was talking about the box she came in." - Tom

"Bart Boy is so girl. He's wearing a skirt."

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty." - Vic and Stan singing "I Feel Pretty" prior to the ballroom dance.

"Alice had too many drugs. Now she's sick and can't make it to the gathering." - Diana

"WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

"She's single. That's all you need to know."

"That's it, this shoe is now a weapon."

"But I'm not a princess, I kick ass."

"I know how you write, Marc. 'Yes, she was lifting up her skirt and inserting the device...'" - Tom to Marc's script for a children's show

"Fanime was an all time high." - Claudine

"I like the first ending better." - Tom

"Next stop, Anime Expo: Vice City. ROLL CREDITS!" - Vic  

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