"I'm a seamstress, not a tax collector."

"I'm just gonna move your vibrator over here."

"ARGH!"

"No dogs were killed at the panel."

"Nicholas Cage needs to be rotoscoped."

"Here I am, rock you like a vampire!"

"Do you work for AX?"

"Man of Steel will have it's epic ripping!"

"I need you to get on your knees."
"I'm not wearing boots!"

"Pacific Rim Media Expo."

"Scarlet Rhapsody needs to shadowcast Love Never Dies."

"Someone needs to cosplay as PSY Duck. Ready the fursuit and bowtie!"

"UCLA!"

"Tumblr is my trigger word."

"Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-eck your privilage."

"This convention sucks. I'm dressed up as an anime character."

"Isn't the masquerade like fifty bucks and they give you a meal?"

"They were complaining about masquerade prizes? Sounds like rich people!"

"This video is on acid."

"Why are children taking their clothes off in front of Spock?"

"That's not the hot version of Spock."

"Nick Cage."
"Neil Patrick Harris."
"One epic summer movie event."
"Now a major motion picture."
"The Taco."
"Rated R for Retarded."

"Notice Grown Ups 2 is making more money than Pacific Rim?"

"Why did I forget my video camera?!"

"If John Barrowman were straight..."

"His girlfriend is so lucky!"

"We're using your tablet to make a music video."
"What?"

"Loved your skit. What a shot of Jameson's?"

"And then they found a new hobby."
"Sex?"

"Sand...I hate sand."

"I'm cosplaying as the 12th Doctor!"

"The 12th Doctor is gonna be Asian!"

"Well, Ursula is a magical giver of things to princesses...of sorts."

"They just had sex!"

"Why does the press badge look post-coital?"

"And then I went East LA on her white ass!"

"Don't trust college guys who use meatballhead to describe their girlfriends."

"Why does Sailor Moon look like Buffy?"

"You better finish your coffee!"

"There's more iDolm@ster stuff here than AX!"

"It's like Magic The Gathering, but with maids."

"I feel we should do a Disneyland parade wave to the Electrical Parade music."

"I have a tavern."
"I have tentacles."

"Ursula is a fierce bitch."

"Oh snap! They're using the intro I wrote while I was emo!"

"I'd do burlesque but my nips are huge."

"From my experience, girls are crazy and catty."

"Did you see the hot doctor?"

"Peeta really did break a leg to perform in masquerade!"

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