"PILLOW FIGHT!"

"Right in the Sozen's comet!"

"I get YoSD Beerman, she gets YoSD Beerman, I get MSD Beerman, she gets MSD Beerman. I get SD13 Beerman, she gets SD13 Beerman. I get SD17 Beerman, she gets SD17 Beerman. She gets Limited El, I laugh. El is for little girls!

"The Avatar ending is the best thing I've ever seen animated or live action." - Kat

"Her last name is Divine as in 'divine sage.'"

"She's the Miley Cyrus of porn."

"I breath, I eat, I get laid."
"That sounds like Jay."

"Jay and Silent Bob in Space!"

"Back to the Internet, woman!"

"It takes a long time to say WTF than 'the fuck?'"

"Who the hell is Kevin Smith and why should I care?"

"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah..."

"I'm huge--"
"You can stop right there."

"Hey! A Chinese guy!"

"Yes, black people do go to Comic Con."

"I think he wants to keep away from Kevin Smith's stink from The Green Hornet."

"Playing Laura Bush is like playing a porn star."
"She wouldn't have to change her name."

"I'm still eating a sandwich from six years ago."

"Jersey Girl..."
"Did I hear that right?"

"You know what that title means? Nothing!"

"Yes Deb, the Britts are boring as fuck."

"Is that Alan Moore from Watchmen Babies?"

"Megadork!"
"Bumble Brat!"

"I'm still in a dream, snake eater!"

"Meet us in the blah, blah, blah corridor."

"Stan and Deb are doing blah blah blah in the blah blah blah corridor."

"And you're fucked all right!"

"Are you cosplaying as Willy Scott?" - said to Vic as she was cosplaying as Chane

"Sleepy Jew is sleepy."

"Four guys from Queens become the Four Dreidls!"

"Walk like a Jew..."

"Can't take my eyes of that Jew."
"Are you singing about Jarrod Spector?"
"I want to circumsize you so much, as long as a mitzpah has arrived..."

"Everyone has been starring at my ass." - Yaya

"He wanted to give me a pearl necklace - not the jewels!"

"Oh no! Fatimus Prime!"

"Ignore those jealous fatties."

"Nando thinks he's a jealous fatty."

"Hey Stan, ask Nando for tacos!"

"You made me the gay guy?!"

"OMIGOD YOU GUYS!"

"John Lloyd Young!"
*Vic go swoon*

"Jarrod Spector!"
*Vic go swoon*

"STFU bending!"

"Have you seen John Connor?"

"Cheer up, emo kid."

"Drool bending...sorry Deb."

"Vic is sleep bending."

"Vic is currently offline."
"Vic lost her all spark?!"

"Deb, don't wake me up to Beast Wars."

"I want a Beerman!"

"Oh no! The D Virus!"

"We forgot to sing 'Dancing Queen' in the hotel room!"

"I'm Bob Gucci."
"No, you're Bob Gaudio."

"I love my Coach wallet!'

"I recognize that purse!"

"I like this movie!'

"That looks like something you'd wear in a Beverly Hills pool side."
"Tell that to the Vietnamese."

"I'm not Tom, Vic." - Deb

"You do realize that you made Joe Pesci a tiny Asian girl."

"And Stan is Ringo Starr."

"You want a contract? Here, a Jersey contract."

"I'm still mad at you for making me the gay guy"
*hands over TF2 freebie*
"Ok, you're forgiven"

"Let's get a sound clip from Deb's biker shorts"

"WTF? when did Deb get curves?"

"Shortround, carry my bags"

"WTF?! This dealer room has no guns!" - Vic

"Let's get some guns. OMG! Guns!" - Vic

"I go chomp Deb now." - Vic

"I know how to get her out of Tom mode ... Jarrod Spector" *vic go swoon*

"Hey look! A lake!'

"Hey look! Trees!"

"It's the tower of terrorism, baby!"

"Who wears short shorts, Deb wears short shorts."

"Almost everyone here has their right hand as their girlfriend."

"I'm from the Vice City side of Hawaii."

"They're just a bunch of jealous fatties."

"Why is Stan ironing naked at 6AM in the morning?"

"Dominic Cooper's nipples look like Stan's nipples."

"Justin bought a dollfie - an One Off Volks Dolpa MSD Beerman."

"Stan has been downgraded to Grimmlock?"

"When are you guys going to make Seaspray look cool. They made Aqua Man look cool!"

"Oh no! The Burburry! It go on the Gucci! Not the Louis Vutton cherries!"

"What did you do to my freakin' car?!"

"How did Tom get Jazz?"

"The winner takes it all!" - Deb

"Can you sign my doobie?"

"Who is Titty Kubo?"

"Dai is a 34D."
"Really? I've pinned her for a C."

"But I wanted to end up with Dai Dai!"

"You're from TV!"

"No, we're not in Central Park."

"Ew...horse crap!"

"Bye Rick Astley! Bye Rick James! Bye big squishy plushie!"

"Antonia - Japanese boy band extraordinaire!"

"If you were Asian, that was fuckin' unbelieveable."

"Let's leave a pile of wet towels on the floor in memory of Tom."

"Stan, I gotta piss in the sink. It's closer!" - Vic channeling Tom's hotel habits

"Tom is not properly socialized." - Stan

"Why hello there, Miss Salonga."
"I'm not Lea Salonga."

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