"What happen in Vegas stays in Vegas?"

"I like Slayers. I have to see second season next, and I'll give third season a try."

"Anton is wearing a shirt?!"

"I think I'm channeling Stan's unlucky Day Zero vibes."

"Stan is Sir Not Appearing At This Con."

"Hey Sousuke! Shouldn't you be at the gun show?"

"Does that make me Sir Bevedere the Flatulent?"

"When did you stop hating on Panty Flash Artist?"

“Leave it to me to find someone who makes me happy.”

“Aww, but I want yuri now!”

"Let's cosplay as Sailor Moon cats."

"Anal Sanctuary is about OCD people who are trying to build a church dedicated to Mr. Clean."

"Servant Princess is about a princess who wants to be a maid so she starts cosplaying as one."

"Cleavage is about a girl named Erica. Based on a true story."

"Mean Erica is mean."

"Why does Carolyn cosplay as Joshua? Her boobs are too big."

"The Phantomhive Ball is the bastard child of the AMV contest and ballroom dance after they had drunk sex."

“I keep thinking I’ve forgotten something…”

“I want to write an article called Slave Café.”
“That sounds like a hentai.”

"Are you two newlyweds?"

“They have a vampire strip club.”

“I’m not interested in looking at sparkly guys.”

“It has sparkly ladies, dear.”

“We’ll just take the douche.”

“I think it’s pronounced Deuce.”

“That’s what I said.”

“I thought Jenna Jamison was just a brand label.”

“It’s Giovanni! Y’know, the guy who cosplays Keitaro!”

“Oh, it’s empty… how sad…”

-Jared Commenting on a Panel Room Day 1

“I want my maids!”

“It’s really fun unless you have a jealous girlfriend who steps on your toes-oww!”

“I think I’d be jealous too”

“Why pay $35 for Haruhi when you could find Mizuho for the same price.”

“I like this cat, he’s funny.”

“I know... he eats lasagna.”

“Snake, snake, snaaaake!!”

“Day one, part one almost over…”

“Aww, only one person wants to mingle…”

“I want to go around and promote my pins.”

“Hi, Walter! Remember me from last year? I’m Maximillion, well I’m not cosplaying him right now , but you know what I mean…”

“You guys were cutting up the dance floor.”

“What are you humming?”

“Mellow Yellow.”

“You do know what that song is about?”

“Drugs, I assume.”

“Not quite…”

“I like your tail.”

“Reno has been resurrected.”

“From the dead?”

“Well… from retirement.”

“Your earrings go sparkle.”

“Reno’s back, bitches!!”

“I need a Tifa to bitch slap.”

“I’ll ask the maids for a picture when they are done looking at porn.”

“This one says: Fun with sushi.”

“It’s about a clown who makes sushi…. Clowns are creepy.”

“Meow, meow, meow”

“Hey Reno up here! Hi! Catch!!”

“Oh dude! Jared’s here, we got a celebrity in the house!”

“Reno, have you had sex with Cloud yet?”

“Sigh…”

“Are we interrupting something?”

“Reno’s a pimp!”

“Chibi-Momo, punt!”

"I wanna punt the Momo!"

"Kick the Momo!"

“I’ll take care of the notes later. I’m a big boy I can remember stuff…”

“My head is too big…”

“Which one?”

“Remember, I WILL hold you to your promises.”

“I’m a stubborn bastard.”

“There’s a Victoria’s Secret here?”

“Yeah, want to go in?”

“Do you want to go back to the bar and see if she’s working tonight?”

“Vince Neal Ink… they made a Vince Neal themed tattoo place?”

“Leggy waitress is better.”

“Wait, I’m the baby… you’re the angel.”

“Obviously I’ll remember, I’m drunk.”

“You have whiskers.”

“That’s because I haven’t shaved since Friday.”

“Anna rules! Because I kick all the bad guys in their jewels…”

-Jared singing from the King and I

“Yuri for all ages… what’s yuri for infants?”

“I think I’d be more comfortable if gals walked around with yuri paddles and shouted ‘yuri, yuri’ every time they saw two gals cosplaying together.”

“The Anna and Mitsuki are the same versions as my figures.”

“Big lipped alligator moment alligator.”

"Down with Brittania, Long live Japan!"

-strange chant in the dealer’s hall

“You just lost the game!”

“No actually I just won the battle.”

“Let’s go watch some yuri.”

“They took away my hot girl on girl action!”

“Your hot girl on girl action?”

“Um… our hot girl on girl action?”

“Wall… mart?”

“I’m camera-shy.”

“…says Tobi.”

“I could make my own shoes from scratch? Viva los Zapatos!”

“Out in the hall it looks like an Anime Expo refugee camp. People huddled up in corners jonesing for pocky.”

“Damn, I look good in this suit.”

“More battle scars on the con notebook.”

“What do you want to do with the rest of your life? I want to make your daughter happy. It’s one of the few things I’m good at and she seems to like having me around.”

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