"I'm not sure what's worse. The fact I brought the wrong pink coat or the fact I have more than one pink coat in the first place."

"Honestly, you have no problem wearing pink for Kenji but you won't do Pink Lupin?"
"This IS the pink Lupin coat."

"I'm wandering the streets of San Francisco wearing a bright pink coat and matching hat. And no one's giving me a second look."

"Anyone who says the entertainment industry is recession proof is either lying or ignorant."

"Guys set up production assistant companies to bang chicks."

"So, I shouldn't wear the 'Must be over 18 to ride me' shirt?"

"He's up there flying high and having a great time. He's having gay sex with aliens."

"Women: Can't kill them and can't tell people they're stripping in Atlantic City."
"I did."
"The killing or the stripping?"

"I had these dogs. I missed them so much."
"Awwww....."
"But you HATED those dogs!"
"You know, I had all of their sympathy and you blew it all out."

"The human body cannot be in two places at the same time."

"Why do they want the Korean instant noodles?"

"Beef flavored ramen? Who eats that?"

"I love beef flavored ramen. It tastes like chicken."

"Before, I was like this. During, I was like this. And after, I am like this. There's no reason to change and if people got a problem, that's their problem."

"If you rub it, it gets bigger."

"If you don't mind, I'm going to start groping your perfectly developed... gun."

"I like to caress a gun like I caress a woman. At least the gun doesn't say it's not in the mood."

"Those curves... that box... an M1?"
"Browning Automatic."
"Darn, I should have felt the barrel better."

"There is no friendship between us."

"Dante needs to get a girlfriend named Jen."
"Why does he need one named Jen?"
"Because I have one named Jen and this guy has one named Jen."

"Vic doesn't do all the reports. I know which end of the camera the photos come from."
"Wrong end, Tom."

"Yeah, send the guy with the sore throat to shout about your panel."

"Get out of my way before I infect you with my cold."

"Bookstores don't read what they sell."

"The company doesn't tell the market what type of product it sells. The market tells the company what type of product the company sells."

"Guys have no problem shopping in comic book stores. They're comfortable there. Girls tend to think comic book stores are nerd hives full of nerd drones."

"That's going to be Vic's new nickname."

"Thanks. I owe you one."
"Eh, if you want to remind me to collect, here's my card."

"We tried to name our site Platinum Stars, but someone already got it."
"Good thing they didn't try for Star Platinum."

"We're comparing netbooks. His wins."

"You could get them in any color you liked as long as it was dog shit brown."

"Ironically, I missed your 'Why do we attend panels' panel because I was at another panel."

"I need to bribe you for your love."

"Your show is sick and made my child cry. And throw up. You made a child cry and puke at the same time. I hope you're happy."

"You can't let hate mail phase you."

"Wikipedia is your friend."

"It's great when fans do the research for you."

"I can imagine a giant cloning factory with dozens of each character on standby."

"I figure the show is set in hell. Each character is the reincarnation of a mass murderer or rapist who is getting what he or she deserves."

"I think she's the only one who can remember each of her deaths. That's why she's so scared."

"Aren't you going to check that with Con-Ops?"
"Eh, most cons know me and trust me with a gun. And most know that if they take away my prop gun, I'll come back with the gun I'm licensed to carry."

"The way you're lying there, it's like you're going for upskirt shots."

"Here's an upskirt shot for you!"
"AUGH!!!"
(Dom teaching Tom a hard lesson in camera positioning.)

"They met as adversaries. A monster made them allies."

"Holy crap, the voice acting's completely different from other HotD games. It's competent."

"This is what happens when you use American game designers instead of Japanese."
"Actually, I think they're British."

"No. Don't come. Ah." (Emulating the previous HotD's inept voice acting)

"Why is this idiot running TOWARDS the zombies?" (Crappy civilian AI)

"They should have released this game to promote the Wii-Mote features ages ago."

"What the hell did they do to G?"

"How do you hold this Wii-Zapper?"

"It's like one of those exploitation Grindhouse films."

"Fuck! The car!"

"Fuck! The other car!"

"You got two gun-toting badasses puttering in an ice cream truck listening to Country Western and eating popsicles."

"This is the best Wii game ever."

"They came for brains, you give them bullets."

"No motherfuckin' way, man! I manicured only yesterday!"

"You gonna get this game?"
"Hell, I'd get a Wii just to get this game."

"She takes so-Cal. I take the Bay Area. Other places are determined through naked wrestling."

"What time is it?"
"I'm at half past stoned or a quarter to drunk."

"Ramen?"

"It's only a dollar, and we'll even give you hot water for free! Unlike the cafe downstairs."

"I don't hit girls, but I will grab, grapple, and grope to defend myself."

"Um... why are you wet?"

"I thought she sent a press release about this. She's not doing her job."

"That was just my stomach, not a fart. You can come in the booth and smell."

"Whoever signs the checks has the final say."

"I'm old enough to be her brother."

"Be on time. Don't whine. And do your job. The higher ups will notice and promote you."

"Luck is like a window. They're small and remain open for a short time. You want to make sure you're close to it when it opens so you can jump from that window."
(Totally misquoted, but the message is just as inspirational)

"I don't believe in war. I prefer to assassinate the leaders of the conflicting sides. It's more efficient and less people get hurt."

"Who would have thought Lupin could dance to Haruhi?"

"How's the Haruhi dance game?"
"It's alright but this cord gets in the--(Choke)"
(One dance move results in wrapping the Wii-Mote around Tom's neck)

"Someone, please shoot me!"
"OK!" (Pulls out gun)

"Why are you taking pictures of everything?"
"This is why." (Whips out Press badge)

"I'll never look at dead babies again."

"When you're a director, you have to learn to kill your babies. But those babies are not really dead, they're in a folder in your computer labeled 'Dead Babies' waiting to be resurrected later."

"I never saw my mother's back again."

"Legally, all suggestions must be ignored upon receipt. We can't even look at them."

"Cosplay should be about enjoying yourself in costume."

"Cosplay moments I can't forget include my friend stapling a green leaf onto his underwear."

"Less drama, more fun."

"My brother's here. You two can go drinking."

"Why did you choose this character?"
"Because he's HOT!!"

"The cosplay community knows how to respond to things like this."

"Shit. Fuck. Aragh! Die!" (BART Boy immersed in RE5)

"There's something about video games that bring out a different side to people."

"Just when I thought Rick died..."

"You know I love your stuff, but none of your dresses fit me." (Tom to Angelic Pretty)

"Men are idiots. Women are crazy."

"How much was your laptop?"
"No! Don't break it!"
"It'll be so worth it."
(Tom about to break Jonas' laptop in frustration over "I Wanna Be the Guy")

"So you wanna be the guy? You wanna be the fuckin' guy?!"

"You gonna die like the guy."

"Jonas has to die."
"Why?"
"First for 'I Wanna Be the Guy.' And second for his ass."

"Writing for animation is like writing for live-action."

"This photo is probably going to ruin your reputation."
"No, this IS my reputation."

"You go on 4chan. How sad."

"Your name is Dexter. You're either a child genius or a serial murderer. Judging by the bloodstains on your shirt..."

"Fuck."
"Whoa, just for that..."
(Turns a second place score into a negative fourth place score)
"Shit."

"Many were talking about it. They actually did it."

"Wanna join our orgy?"

"Are any of you under 18?"

"If you can't sew it, hot glue it. If you can't hot glue it, safety pin it. If you can't safety pin it, staple it. If you can't staple it, duct tape it. If you can't duct tape it, you probably shouldn't cosplay it."

"Chair died three years ago. And flex should."

"Juan will attempt to create a Gundam costume using these cardboard boxes."
"What's a Gundam look like?" (Juan suddenly realizes the minor problem with his challenge)

"San Diego Comic Con Masquerade is the A list of costuming; like the Academy Awards."

"Pigs... in... SPACE!!!!"

"Staff gets older and attendees get younger."

"JaM? JaAm! WhY mY ShOuLdErS hUrT?" (Playing with with Transformers Armada Hot Shot)

"Wash my ass! WASH MY ASS!!"

"AOD 2009: Keeping people celibate since 2009."

"AOD 2009: Free candy!"

"Oh sure, FINALLY there's a category I know."

"Just push the button, we can think later."

"I got a reprieve."

"Black."

"Two for the price of one."

"Pick a letter."
"O."
"Yes, pick a letter for your prize hint."
"I did: The letter 'O.'"
"Oh."

"What do you think 'earth, wind, fire, water, and heart' means?"
"I figure you're going to bury me in a sandstorm, burn me, douse out the fire, and I'd love it."

"Keanu Reeves as Spike Spiegel. Can you believe it?"
"Whoa."

"I still say that broad's nothing but trouble. But God damn it, has she got great tits or what?"

"I have a 14-inch donkey dick and don't you forget it!"

"You just tripped over my dick."

"Did you just flush your pants down the toilet?"

"Which one do you wanna fuck, Mary-Ann or Ginger?"

"While you're bent over like that, let me check out your prostate."

"Don't call me a pussy again or I'll knock your fucking head off."

"There's a sign up ahead. It says 'Go fuck yourself.'"

"I'm not a bald fuck. I wax."

"I am not a prop for your sexual fantasies."

"Milk the cow. Milk the cow."

"See ya around, limp dick."

"This guy's got a dick for a head."

"Yes, dickhead?"

"Thanks, dickhead."

"Listen, dickhead. You better be positive about this."

"SHUT UP, YOU ASSHOLES!!"

"This show's pretty much like that anyway."

"Look, it's Bi-Curious George!"

"Make sure you don't join a fraternity, because they're all fags and fuck-ups!"

"Are you alright?"
"Yeah, stop touching my dick."

"He's feeling a little cross because he got nailed in the boards. That's alright, he's going to rise above it. Jesus Christ, who wrote this?"

"We don't want to watch but they make us. It's broadcast day and night on Cartoon Network, where they cancel all the shows."

"SAY MY NAME, BITCH!"

"It's Crab Surprise. You got the crabs, Richard. Surprise!"

"It's not much different from the real show."

"I don't want to see any of this on the Internet. Or I will find you."

"Too bad she's not 18. If she were, I would flirt with her and get her to lower the price."

"Eh, maybe I can take you for an ice cream."

"If I bought anything else, I wouldn't have cash to pay for my parking."

"I never showered with a guy before. I'm glad you were my first."

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