"Hey, I just met you and this is crazy..."
"I should use that line to pick up girls more..."

"I just got out of the Party Rock circle jerk."

"We're going to the One Direction concert on Sunday, right?"

"One of these days, I need to take out Jared on a dream date to Cars Land."

"So, I finished my AX cosplay. I look like Lucy from the Peanuts Gang."

"There's bathroom across the street in Cars Land!"

"Cars gives Jared nightmares. If gasoline is their food, then why do they need teeth?!"

"Jared needs to go back to his dog house and pretend he's the red baron."

"We need to get Stan a blanket..."

"I had no idea that 'Someone to Watch Over Me' was about shooting people."

"'Tonight' from West Side Story is about murder!"

"My brother wants the Pokemon Men perform at his bachelor party...when it's legal in California."

"Can we get one of those Korra puppy ridey thingies?"

"Too old...spiked hair...he's allright...could be gay...eleventy"
"Are you checking out the guys in suits from the conference next door?"

"Too Hispanic..."
"How can you be too Hispanic?"

"It's the Power Rangers of International Business Men Conference!"

"Ixcise is a way of life."

"Nice work...if you can get it!"

"I've been at AM2 for 20 minutes."
"A new record!"

"I want a Derpy!"

"Blow! Blow! Blow! Blow!"

"Snow Penis is performing!"

"Mr. 714 right at your door! Orange County represent!"

"And this is 310 back again."

"We're having a Pitbull theme, right?"

"I hate California Nazis."

"The only problems I've been having so far are the Nazi Yaoi Youth and the bronies."

"I liked Raiden before it was cool to like Raiden."

"Just cut my leg off."

"Why is it so hard to find someone in a place this small?"

"Sigh… bronies…"

"So you have just been sitting around doing nothing?"
"Uh, yeah kinda."

"I should have followed up with that gal…"
"What?"
"Nothing."

"This almost makes me want to bring back my Reno cosplay."

"Tacos y Papusas...what's a papusa?"
"Sounds like puppy meat."

"It's like these guys are thinking if chicks learn they like ponies they will suck their dick"

"Yeah, I li9ke ponies let's have sex."

"I need a drink"
"Booze or regular"
"Both, but I should have water first"

"do you have a problem with the male anatomy?"
"Not a problem at all, that's why I'm a Raiden fan."

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